ARE YOU READY TO FUND THE FIRST AWKWARD ZOMBIE BOOKSEE
THE FIRST HUNDRED AWKWARD ZOMBIE COMICS IN STUNNING, EYE-MELTING PRINT TECHNOLOGYEXPERIENCE
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I actually started this Kickstarter on Friday, and I'm overwhelmed with joy to say that's it's already been fully-funded! BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE: further funding will go toward making the book really special and well-made, and I think it's going to be an object you will enjoy owning. If you'd like to preorder a copy and have it by the end of this year, pledging is a good idea -- the people who ordered a book through the Kickstarter are going to be the first ones to get them!
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