Maybe these people shouldn't be trusted to define their own order parameters. Some of these feel like a "none pizza with left beef" situation.

According to earlier games, TinyMushrooms are allegedly valuable to collectors because of their rarity, because I guess they don't ever look down.

Don't even get me started on the pre-fabricated houses -- if you put a loadscreen between me and my Pokemon, you might as well put them in another zip code. All my homies live in my yard.

Man, everything has an app these days. First my catbox starts texting me and now this.

I do love an investigation-type game where secrets are revealed by rotating a 3D model of a clue, but there are some objects that I should not be permitted to rotate.

I know this is a peaceful habitat where your only obligation is to chill, but I still need you to hurry up about it.

The guy in the mountaintop research station needs more DVDs, okay?

This comic is based on a conversation with my friend Peter. It's about time.

You're going to love the furniture, which is constructed of straw and accelerants.

This comic is brought to you by Chaosmasterdelta.

Being able to see other players' vehicles and structures provides some very interesting data regarding statistically likely behavior. It is somehow comforting to drive my truck into a ditch and find evidence that other humans also couldn't resist taking that turn too fast.

That one was a practice round. I haven't decided yet whether the next round will also have been a practice round.

I'm going to be honest: not every name I've given to every Pokemon has been a thoughtful reflection on our bond as partners.

All you have to do is keep this up indefinitely and the outback is safe.

Yeah, I can rip a hologram in half. That's what they teach you at Good At Pokemon school.

Dionysus Party Bath Water has additional special nutrients. You will be glad you drank Dionysus Party Bath Water.

You know what? I bet I can land the cargo on the porch if I chuck it hard enough.

It's fine. They like it, actually.

Actually she's really cool and you should be honored??

This would never actually happen, of course, because Melinoë does not sleep.

This is Phase 1 of the rescue. Phase 2 will occur in due time.