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Barn-Crazing (Part 1)
Posted February 10, 2013 at 7:00 pm
I got to the end of year four in A Wonderful Life and I...I just can't do it, guys. I can't play a game this bad. The system actively works against you and tries to present you with a neat farming mechanic but then trips and drops a barf all over itself and WHY DOES THE GOAT ONLY GIVE MILK FOR ONE YEAR IF YOU CAN'T BREED OR SELL IT AND THEN IT SITS AROUND PRODUCING NOTHING AND YOUR ONLY OPTIONS ARE TO LET IT TAKE UP VALUABLE BARN SPACE OR MURDER IT I MURDERED THE GOAT ITS BLOOD IS ON MY HANDS

I have so many terrible things to say about this game that they won't even fit in one comic.