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Fauche wrote:
MORGANMAN wrote:Grrl, you're like homework-- my dog ate you.
Wait... what?
A+ would lol again
[5:06:23 PM] Yeili: this is kind of cool, i've beaten a murderer in mario party.
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Grrrl, I will give your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
that's not what your mother said last night.

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Grrl, if you were a type of code, you'd be bbcode.
[5/13/2013 11:55:56 PM] Mr.Mander: "Obama announces Boys Love japanese textbook manga anthology" WOULD make a much better headline
[5/13/2013 11:58:45 PM] egoat: th-thanks, obama?

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Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pop flyin' to see me?
[5:06:23 PM] Yeili: this is kind of cool, i've beaten a murderer in mario party.
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Want to ride in my rocket to your zero-g spot?

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Grrl, if you were a URI, you'd be a GURL.
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[5/13/2013 11:55:56 PM] Mr.Mander: "Obama announces Boys Love japanese textbook manga anthology" WOULD make a much better headline
[5/13/2013 11:58:45 PM] egoat: th-thanks, obama?

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Post by corsica »

Grrl, if there was a machine that described what I wanted to do to you, it would be a plow.

Yeah, not very good, but considering I haven't gotten any sleep it's expected.

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Hi, I'm Mister Plow. I'm here to clear your driveway.

"But... there's no snow..."

Who said anything about plowing snow? I'm here to plow your driveway

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Post by Merlin »

Call Mr. Plow,
That's my name,
That name again
Is Mr. Plow.

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Post by raimutt »

I can't believe I'm actually going to write this one. I don't remember where I found it.

"I'm like a rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get."

lol
I'm as nutter as peanut butter and bologna that you put on your tacos!

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Post by Defenestrator2.0 »

Grrl, you're like a rubix cube... the more I play with you, the more I want to curb stomp you.
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Grrrl, those clothes and make-up makes you look like a commercial.Shiny and cool but in the end is faulty and unreliable.

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Grrl, you're like The Jonas Brothers. You suck hard.

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Grrl, you be the iceburg, I'll be the Titanic, and I'll go down on you.
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Trennicus wrote:Grrl, you be the iceburg, I'll be the Titanic, and I'll go down on you.
Done.

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