Awkward Moments

[scebboaliwiw]

Shoooooosh

so I ran into my mom att he bus terminala few days ago.
It would have been fine if he had just left me alone

?

[Rinoko]

I was talking to my former roommate today and he mentioned that he had to take a test today. I'm about to say "Good luck on your test, dude" when at the last second I decide that I should say "Good luck on your test, bro" instead. And yet, somewhere in between those thoughts I end up saying "Good luck on your test, doh".

Brain, why you make me look like an idiot?

[Sol Reaper]

Went to go pick up a friend who was dumped somewhere by some douchebags she used to think were friends and take her home. I sort of forgot the way there so on my way back I ended up a few good miles southeast of where I needed to be (for you Texans that would be Fort Worth where I live in North Richland Hills). Wopes.

[Sollix]

Shoooooosh

so I ran into my mom att he bus terminala few days ago.
It would have been fine if he had just left me alone

?

Lage, but she cant afford a car. Shd takes the bus.

[Valbrandur]

I think sceb was more confused by the 'he' you used for your mom.

[Sollix]

Whoops touch screens

[YCobb]

One Wednesday I accidentally said something that could have been construed as calling one of my friends fat

I caught my poor phrasing immediately and tried to correct it, but it was loud in the room and I didn't think she heard me?

So naturally I waited to ask her about it over the internet in order to exude the most apathy possible

nailed it

[Fooflyer]

i thought sydney water had shut off my plumbing today. i needed groceries so i went without showering. it was particularly hot, so i was sweating like an animal. it was fucking disgusting. It turns out that when i got home, the water turned on. the bathroom almost flooded

[Sollix]

This could all be prevented if you stopped posting like you were trying to hack into the Gibson. It's okay, we're on a forum. Take your time. Proofread.

But Ame, that takes too long.

Also; when you go to get some cafeteria food but the lunchlady is JUST leaving for her break. Whoops

[YCobb]

One of my friends is suggesting I vent frustration by uh
consuming pornography, to put it euphemistically.

Yes thank you ma'am I understand it relieves stress yes it's a thing that I do can we please talk about something else now

[[Citation Needed]]

Haha so I have most of my classes in the Chemistry/Physics building (only one of which is actually Chemistry).

My Chemistry recitation is taught by a TA. I usually skip it because he is certifiably insane with no judgement.

skipped his class yesterday so i could sleep.

sitting in Chem/Phys on the second floor in a hall waiting for another class GUESS WHO WALKS PAST?

hohoman that was awkward. he smiled and was like 'sup man' HE JUDGED MEEE

[Tetrunes]

Typed "Separation of Church and State" instead of "Separation of Chromosomes" in a paper.

heh

[Sol Reaper]

Heredity God

[Omnithea]

Once was jokingly accused of wearing a "pedophile" coat to writing class. I laugh. Reach into my pockets...and pull out several full size Hershey Bars and a restraint.






Now before you judge, the Hershey Bars were left over from some people on campus trying to make smores. They bought a bunch of supplies, made a few smores, and then realized that it takes approximately half a bite of a smore to feed a small African nation. So they had a bunch of candy to get rid of. I tossed them in my pocket and left them there. The "restraint" was the belt that went to the trenchcoat. I had stowed it in when I didn't feel like messing with it.

[Scoot]

That moment when you're exiting a public restroom, and there's someone outside waiting to use it.

I always hold the door open for them and I feel weird about it.

There is usually some sort of muttered pleasantry involved.

I don't know if this is correct.