Double Bacon Whopper Mafia! MAFIA WINS! FLAWLESS VICTORY!

[Reyo]

Have we got the Flux Capacitor installed to keep these nights from continuing the trend of lasting several days? I'm starting to hear the Twilight Zone theme song whenever I see the thread from the main page.

[Kamak]

We're waiting for someone to make a decision.

I think time zones are having a big impact this time.

[Kamak]

DAY 2

No one died!

How did this happen?

[Mr.Fuzznut]

Whaaaaaaaat?

[Reyo]

ALRIGHT LADIES!

No one kidnapped me this time (too bad, I'd just installed the anti-vig gatling cannon I bought from ACME.), BUT I DID GET A LETTER THIS MORNING!

Cutting all the fluff, I was given this equation: ? = bacon + ((butt + aha)/bad)
I don't know what the fascination is with posteriors but whatever.

Anyway, using my advanced code breaking "numbers to letters" technology I was able to come up with two possibilities:

bacon + 16.5 = bacon + bqf
46.5 = egf

Very cryptic indeed...
The word bacon could indicate THE PLAYER BACON! (theme music)
no, too obvious

Maybe...I'm meant to take the names of all of the players, compile then into my code breaker program, and see which comes up with the closest to 46.5...YES!

Reyo = 59
Cori = 41
Bacon = 30
Mr.Fuzznut = 156
Need Runes4 = 96e
Darkin = 41
Crisp = 60
Electronic Goat = 133
Idiotic Oracle = 110
Cubosity = 106
SaintCrazy = 126

That leaves us with two possibilities, but we'd need a tie breaker...

CORI AND DARKIN! WHERE WERE YOU ON THE DAY OF TODAY!?

ALSO ON THE NIGHT OF LAST NIGHT!?

[electronic goat]

I guess we just earned a free night somehow.

But I still barely have any suspects. There's only three (four) mafias, and it's very possible that they are just remaining silent (or minimizing their statements). Darkin could be mafia, or he could just prefer lynching for some reason, and I don't think that's enough to go voting on. This is probably where we might start a random lynch, even though that's a really flawed way of going about things, we might actually catch someone or someone might say something, because dang.

[Mr.Fuzznut]

ALRIGHT LADIES!

No one kidnapped me this time (too bad, I'd just installed the anti-vig gatling cannon I bought from ACME.), BUT I DID GET A LETTER THIS MORNING!

Cutting all the fluff, I was given this equation: ? = bacon + ((butt + aha)/bad)
I don't know what the fascination is with posteriors but whatever.

Anyway, using my advanced code breaking "numbers to letters" technology I was able to come up with two possibilities:

bacon + 16.5 = bacon + bqf
46.5 = egf

Very cryptic indeed...
The word bacon could indicate THE PLAYER BACON! (theme music)
no, too obvious

Maybe...I'm meant to take the names of all of the players, compile then into my code breaker program, and see which comes up with the closest to 46.5...YES!

Reyo = 59
Cori = 41
Bacon = 30
Mr.Fuzznut = 156
Need Runes4 = 96e
Darkin = 41
Crisp = 60
Electronic Goat = 133
Idiotic Oracle = 110
Cubosity = 106
SaintCrazy = 126

That leaves us with two possibilities, but we'd need a tie breaker...

CORI AND DARKIN! WHERE WERE YOU ON THE DAY OF TODAY!?

ALSO ON THE NIGHT OF LAST NIGHT!?

Reyo, you are just THE BEST.
asrnjffhchtrdcssfv.

[Cori]

CORI AND DARKIN! WHERE WERE YOU ON THE DAY OF TODAY!?

ALSO ON THE NIGHT OF LAST NIGHT!?

Wh-whaaaaaat?!

I was.....uhhhhh.....I was.....eating a salad. Yeah. Y'know, cause salad is....good for you and stuff...

I'M INNOCENT I TELLS YA! SWEAR ON MY MAMA'S GRAVE, MAN!

[Darkin]

I was roughed up last night by some hooligan.

[Darkin]

Also Reyo seriously man
I fucking love everything about you
Never stop

[The Idiotic Oracle]

so does anyone have leads, or is someone gonna bite the bullet and start a random lynch, or...



also, does anyone else have any news about being kidnapped/interrogated?

any secret messages in the night?

i didnt get anything this time. i was hoping for another butts message.

[Reyo]

*ahem*

*points upward*

[The Idiotic Oracle]

*ahem*

*asking if ANYONE WHO HASNT POSTED ABOUT IT YET has had any midnight adventures*

[Reyo]

I tripped on a stair step going to bed last night.

Does that count?

[Superior Bacon]

what a stunning message you received

so miraculously no one died last night, but that means two days without mafia deaths

who we gon kill today