Let's Play Pokemon HeartGold! WITH KUNG FU ACTION FISTS

[lyra/dicks]

gee well your icon is the female symbol i don't see how we could possibly go wrong with that

(if we don't find anyone else for claire you're in)

[lyra/dicks]

HERE COMES AN UPDATE
122 images gggggggck


Well we should go train or something a bit now.




...what will the slowpoke do, yawn at me?


Not.


Oh boy it's raining again.


One of you thingers!


NOPE!


NOPE!


Well okay.


I can't believe no one saw this coming.


Okay Maric, it's your time to shine.

In a battle against a Rattata I had to switch him out.

As a result, Wikileek learned Sleep Powder.


You know what, fuck it. You suck.


Goodbye Maric.


Don't mind me I'm just taking stuff.


If I walk in here all innocent-like he won't think it was me...


Greylin, sir, and I have never done anything wrong in my life.


I'll just assume you mean Pokeballs.




Sounds like m-- no. I mean. I'm innocent.



Those monsters!


You go old man!


And then he left.


NOW IS NOT THE TIME, WADE.


Come on Axolovle, I wanna go see an old man thrash some evildoers.



"Get me out of this crazy well"



What a wimp.


Oh no!


CURSE YOU TEAM ROCKET


...can't you send them in anyway?


Y...yes it can.


Oh! Alright then.


TASTE MY FURY SCUM



Wooooowwwwww.


JUST TRY ME.



I don't even need to narrate this, the outcome is obvious.



DAMMIT.




Yeaaahhhhh!


At least your back's not broken.


Screw this I'm going to get supplies.


That's m'name don't wear it out.


Foster mom.





Yeeessss I need mooooore


I will never go unprepared again.

HEADIN' BACK

How convenient!

HEY YOU
QUIT DOIN' STUFF



...does he know a guy named Jimmy? Jimmy Neutron?


'kay.


I do like her outfit though.


UGH ONE OF THOSE BUGGERS.



That took a little while but still.


Oh no snake, that's a bad idea.
Hey Axolovle, remember that Onix?


HUEHUEHUEHUE



FUFUFUFUFUFUFU


Thank you.

HEY YOU
QUIT DOIN' BAD STUFF!


You ever seen the anime? Your rep is already ruined.


Come on Mousse you can do better than that.


Fine, just finish it off.



Maaaaaan.




A-HA!


You've gotta be shittin' me.


You've gotta work on your aim, buddy.





Get ready, Mousse.


A girl and her Pokemon.



I'm gonna kick your booty.


How much gel do you use, guy?


Isn't it generally a better idea to be facing your opponent??


COME ONNNN BIG cheddar


Sigh.


Bastard tried using Supersonic!



Ugh, one of these assholes.



COME ON MAKE IT POP


HAHAHAHAHAHA


Just gonna keep trying.


THAT'S THE STUFF MOUSSE YEAH!!


Stop battling backwards.


...really?


Aha. Ahahahahah.




Excuse you, I'm sixteen.




.....hah! I get it!
Underground. Like in a well.


'kay.


Advise disregarded.


Here comes the fiesty old guy!


Way to go me!


Tails between their legs.
Hah? Get it? They were... taking tails....
....too soon?



...m-me? A hero....?



What kind of lame name is Red?


I don't. They were easy.





Woopwoop!
Not you, Axolovle.


Sure, why not.


A whole day? daisies.


Bah, fine.

[Cori]

Maric: :'<

[lyra/dicks]

Oh my goodness.


Did I finally break it?


OH GOD THERE WAS NOTHING INSIDE
It was a dud, we can all go--


Oh. Ohhhhhhh.


Let me see you suckers come up with a better name.
I actually plan on using Dumpty.


Dammit Professor Elm you have awful and yet amazing timing.


How--
How did you--

HAVE YOU BEEN SPYING ON ME???



Don't change the subject!


NO.

And then I hung up.


SERENE GRACE FUCK YEAH.


And here we are at the gym.




Hi. I'm here to kick booty.


........not much of a web.


Are you going to make me touch them? I hate bugs.


YEAAHHHH THREE TIMES


SQUISH.


No.


Justice prevails!


I squished a few bugs. No big deal.
Actually, we cut them into ribbons.


Huh?


Oh my god.


YEEEEEESSSSSSSS


...we still need healing.


Doot doot, doo doo doo~


I have returned!






DROWN THEM IN MUUUUUD.


Oh, fuck.


Thank god. It tried using Fury Attack.


...that's one weak bug.


I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT BACK


KILLITKILLITKILLIT




I wanted Axolovle to get that EXP.



I still need Leer for things, really.


Iduno, it worked for my Furret.


Nananananananana nananananananana Greylin~ Greylin~


Whoooaaaa double battle!



Yay, I get to beat up some little girls!




One down, one to go.



Fufufufufufufu.



You... you should probably sit down.

And then she collapsed.
I didn't do it I'm innocent.


Take you on...


I guess word's gotten around, huh?


But you're still in diapers, kid.


...that thing is grown-up?



Whoo. Again.


NO, BAD.



You little bastard.


Went to heal, and then...


This is bad I actually am sorry

[Tetrunes]

That was not bad.
This is great.
keep it up

[Shoolis]

FWA FWA FWA FWA

[D-vid]

Man you have the worst luck with fury swipes. Not even I have so many 2-hits in a row.

[lyra/dicks]

i usually have really good luck with it i don't know what's happening! i guess my luck ran out
(this early in the game though it's still great
maybe i'll get luckier later on)

also no updates until late sunday if even that since i can't access the game on my dad's computer and i'm not going through the trouble of sending the files back and forth. ya'll can hold your horses

[Shoolis]

go faster so I can be herm clair

[lyra/dicks]

we're not making dick jokes about clair
we're going to do this as non "lol that chick has a dick" as possible

(i'm already regretting letting you be clair)

[Shoolis]

fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

[Taruta]

RIGHT I'M BACK AND EVEry position for voices got filled up... daisies... Oh well. I'll be keeping an eye on this LP

[lyra/dicks]

no update today but it's time for a

TRAINER
PROFILE



NAME: GREYLIN CIARSEN
AGE: SIXTEEN
BLOOD TYPE: WHO THE FUCK CARES
HEIGHT: 5'1
WEIGHT: SKINNY AS FUCK
EYE COLOR: GOLD
HAIR: A MESS

LIKES: Sweets, being obnoxiously rude, beating up other people's pokemon, being the leader, sleeping
DISLIKES: Most everything else

Greylin Ciarsen lived in the slums of Goldenrod City until the ripe young age of fourteen. Her only home was a run-down shack with her older brother and drug-addicted father. Obviously, her brother did most of the raising, and he raised her to steal things and generally be a little bratty nuisance. She didn't really have any positive role models until she was thrown in jail and became attached to one of the officers there. Unfortunately, nothing much could be done about her living situation because her father was too drugged out of his mind to give any sort of permission for her to be adopted, and by the time he was busted her older brother could legally take care of her. Luckily her brother hightailed it out of there one day, leaving her with nowhere to go. She was soon sent from home to home, trying to find a family that could... er... put up with her. She'd been living in New Bark Town for six months with her foster mother Patricia when Professor Elm decided giving the juvenile delinquent a bitey crocodile was a good idea.

(next up will be GARRETT DO'AVIGNE'S profile and that will probably be the last of the elaboration on characters)

[BurntToShreds]

Nice. Will she have anything to say when she reaches Goldenrod city?

[lyra/dicks]

she'll have the most to say about goldenrod, but there will be some things about other places because she's been... all over
update's comin' after dinner, i'm working on my own personal game right now

lemme relaaaaaaaax
(also the next fight with garrett won't be recorded because it's not really a major one and i need a break from putting together videos right now, my goodness)