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Need Runes4 wrote:>attempt to comfort person shaking me violently. And attempt to clean floor

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Sloth wrote:I kick down the door and demand refreshments.
Your attempt to kick open the door fails because the door was already burned down by the Raging Frenchman. You end up slipping on the trail of tears and looking quite the fool. The bartender, however, takes pity on you and gives you a free beer.

Dragoon wrote:Waiter, I want a drink. Seriously.
There is no waiter here. That could be the first problem you're encountering.
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Do you serve green tea here
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I drink the beer and threaten to sue the establishment for my injury.
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Sol Reaper wrote:
Dragoon wrote:Waiter, I want a drink. Seriously.
There is no waiter here. That could be the first problem you're encountering.
Just give me a drink before I haunt you.
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Now that they are calmed down, purchase everyone a drink, seeing as how bad the place smells, and the amount of cheddar the bartender's lost on free drinks.
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What beer is on the tap?
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Stellartois.
The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.
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Potato wrote:Do you serve green tea here
The pub serves whatever drink you wish to drink.
Sloth wrote:I drink the beer and threaten to sue the establishment for my injury.
You drink the beer quite heartily and then get up, threatening the establishment. Everyone laughs because they all saw your folly for themselves. No suing by you will be successful, for sure.
Dragoon wrote:Just give me a drink before I haunt you.
I ain't afraid'a no ghosts. But the bartender pre-empts my stupidity and gives you a glass of wine anyway.
Need Runes4 wrote:Now that they are calmed down, purchase everyone a drink, seeing as how bad the place smells, and the amount of cheddar the bartender's lost on free drinks.
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You end up stuffing the entire book down your throat.
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I would like a Shiner Bock.
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BurntToShreds wrote:I would like a Shiner Bock.
A man named Bock punches you in the face and gives you a black eye.
The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.
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Syobon wrote:What beer is on the tap?
Exeres wrote:Stellartois.
BurntToShreds wrote:I would like a Shiner Bock.
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Hoo-HAH!
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Exeres wrote:Hoo-HAH!
You are taken away for questioning by the FBI for shouting the battle cry of a notorious criminal organization. A mafia, if you will.
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I'm going to get you a new door so I can kick it down next time.
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Wine, classy as fuck. I'm Spoony's ghost now.
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