The Pub

Syobon · Post by **Syobon** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:07 am

I hope this place at least has a good beer cause I could use one right now.

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:07 am

What are you talking about YCobb.

It's always been this way.

Always.

Sol Reaper · Post by **Sol Reaper** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:17 am

Syobon wrote:I hope this place at least has a good beer cause I could use one right now.

You receive a beer of your choosing for free. You offer to pay but the bartender shakes his head, big bushy mustache shaking a bit with the force of his movement. "Nah, partner. This storm's been takin' its toll on all'a us." he says with a sage nod.

iamthelordhitman · Post by **iamthelordhitman** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:18 am

fuck beer get liquor

ill have a Tokyo ice tea

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:18 am

I just know that bartender stuck his dick in the beer when no one was looking.

Sloth · Post by **Sloth** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:19 am

Just how I like it.

creakyAccordion · Post by **creakyAccordion** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:19 am

>Begin sobbing loudly, shake the person next to you and scream "WHY ME"

Syobon · Post by **Syobon** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:22 am

iamthelordhitman wrote:fuck beer get liquor

ill have a Tokyo ice tea

georgetakei.avi

Sol Reaper · Post by **Sol Reaper** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:22 am

Exeres wrote:I just know that bartender stuck his dick in the beer when no one was looking.

The bartender denies it and is obviously miffed that you would even suggest such a thing.

He then zips his pants when he thinks nobody's looking.

iamthelordhitman wrote:fuck beer get liquor

ill have a Tokyo ice tea

You receive a Tokyo Ice T, complete with rapper bling.

creakyAccordion wrote:>Begin sobbing loudly, shake the person next to you and scream "WHY ME"

You start bawling your eyes out; the force of your tears putting out several fires in California. You turn to shake the person next to you but end up blasting them away with your eyeball jets. "WHY MEEE" you scream at the top of your lungs, and continue to sob heavily.

Tetrunes · Post by **Tetrunes** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:22 am

>attempt to comfort person shaking me violently. And attempt to clean floor

Comfort roll: 17/20
Clean roll: 3/20

Oh no

Shoolis · Post by **Shoolis** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:23 am

creakyAccordion · Post by **creakyAccordion** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:23 am

WHY ARE YOU PEEING ALL OVER ME YOU ASSHOLE

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY FORUM COLORS LEFT ME WHEN I WAS A CHILD

Dragoon · Post by **Dragoon** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:24 am

Waiter, I want a drink. Seriously.

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:24 am

Need Runes4 wrote:>attempt to comfort person shaking me violently. And attempt to clean floor

Comfort roll: 17/20
Clean roll: 3/20

Oh no

You succeed at comforting whoever the fuck you were supposed to be targeting, but fail so miserably at cleaning the floor that you instead accidentally shit on the welcome mat.

Sloth · Post by **Sloth** » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:24 am

I kick down the door and demand refreshments.

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