This, forumites...

[Trygve]

... is the Internet.

[FatOldRobot]

>Press the red button

[Chopstix]

what part do you stick your dick in

[hotb]

how did you get permission to take it from big ben

[Trygve]

I told the Elders of the Internet about you, and how you became the Forumite of the Month and they were so impressed they told me you could borrow it.

[hotb]

omg omg

[BurntToShreds]

The Republic of Texas will gladly pay you for that Internet. Would you like your payment in Longhorn Steaks or Stetson hats?

[FireflyYoshi]

Is it heavy? X3

[Trygve]

Of course not, the Internet doesn't weigh anything.

[Madican]

I actually remember this South Park episode.

[Trygve]

[Kamak]

Can I touch it?

[Tales]

I actually remember this South Park episode.

oh
my
god

[TLK]

The red light on top doesn't seem to be brightened or flashing. Try unplugging and plugging it back in.

[Trygve]

Okay, I'll try just that just wait some minutes wh