Wildside, a forum text adventure

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:01 am

WHO DA FUCK STOLE MY LIGHTER?

Say that.

Liraxus · Post by **Liraxus** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:05 am

WHO DA FUCK STOLE MA LIGHTER!! LIGHTER...lighter...lighter...

...no response.

Any new ideas?

LordSeth · Post by **LordSeth** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:06 am

Resort to eating your own feces

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:08 am

Get sepsis and die.

NDividedByZero · Post by **NDividedByZero** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:20 am

Get into the fetal position and see if anyone pities you.

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:21 am

All of the above, in that order.

Liraxus · Post by **Liraxus** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 3:19 am

A ghast suddenly pops out of nowhere and lights the portal.

What now?

Komodoensis · Post by **Komodoensis** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 3:24 am

Question to yourself how that somehow worked, whilst hastily escaping into the portal.

Liraxus · Post by **Liraxus** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 3:45 am

Your Zach Montoya, the piss king, nuff said.

You escape the nether to discover the city in ruins, i guess leaving that ghast out was a bad idea. But...wait... where is everyone...?
Chapter 3:Thatssssss a niccccccce ccccccity you have their

You are peddling towards the arcade in the waste ridden town, you make it to the Ring Arcade to discover a massive line...shit.

LordSeth · Post by **LordSeth** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 4:36 am

Find high ground, pee on the people, as they flee run off to join the line.

Galaxy Man · Post by **Galaxy Man** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 4:43 am

fuck lines, you're the king of piss

piss on them until they leave

if they don't leave, just sort of

shove it up their nose

and continue pissing

Liraxus · Post by **Liraxus** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:09 am

Your dry.
And you think you could go to an asylum for that.

Hey, your girlfriend is in the line!

Uh...whats HER name.

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:20 am

Slutty McSlutterson née Slutbag.

Liraxus · Post by **Liraxus** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:27 am

I was expecting better, exeres.

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:27 am

I don't know what could be better.

Is this one of those "opinion" things?

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