Wildside, a forum text adventure
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Exeres
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Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
Now that the Ghast is stunned, run like the little bitch you are.
The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.
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Rinoko
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Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
Be special I MEAN do a special.
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Liraxus
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Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
You immediately run past the Ghast into your portal, now with your supply of yogurt you can now...uh...what was Step 2?
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Exeres
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Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
Is there a tree to punch to get wood for a bridge?
The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.
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Liraxus
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Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
You see a nether tree in the distance and proceed to gather wood. you haue 16 blocks, what now?
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Exeres
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Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
How many blocks to make a bridge over the lava?
The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.
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Exeres
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Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
Make an incredibly flimsy bridge, stretching the materials as thinly as possible.
The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.
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Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
FLY DAMNIT! FLY!
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Liraxus
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Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
You make a pole-thin bridge to the other side, retrieving your bike.
...What now?
...What now?
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Exeres
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Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
LIKE A BOSS.LordSeth wrote:Ride bike over bridge at breakneck speeds.
The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.
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Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
upon reaching the other side, fall off the bike and break your neckLordSeth wrote:Ride bike over bridge at breakneck speeds.
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Liraxus
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Re: Wildside, a forum text adventure
You immediately dart over the bridge, looking epic with each pedal. You made it!
You return to see the gate turned off...and your lighter is gone.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
You return to see the gate turned off...and your lighter is gone.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF