Wildside, a forum text adventure

[Rinoko]

Blame the pee stains on your girlfriend.

[HisanTakura]

Knock your mom out with the lamp.
She must never know about the piss rug

[Liraxus]

You hide in the corner and wait for your mom, she passes through...
*SMASH!!*
She's out cold... what now?

[Rinoko]

Blame the pee stains and the knocked out mom on your girlfriend.

[Liraxus]

You didn't really plan this out well, did you.

[[Citation Needed]]

Suddenly realize that no matter how these things start

they always turn into something ridiculous involving bodily fluids and/or butts

[HisanTakura]

Alright, wait for your girlfriend to come upstairs next.

When she's up, kill her. Then put the lamp in her hand, and the murder weapon in your mothers hand.

Flee into your nether gate.

[Galaxy Man]

ignore all previous statements

piss on your unconscious mother.

that'll teach that bitch about bedtimes.

[LordSeth]

Go outside and do the dance of your people.

[Liraxus]

You walk outside and do the dinosaur, everyone cheers. After your dance, you proceed into the nether.

Chapter 2:My bike is indestructable
You enter the tear jerking land to immediately see your bike...at the other side of a lava lake... any ideas, brainslug?

[AngusMcLeod]

Search the garage for materials to build a makeshift bridge

[LordSeth]

1. get the entire town's supply of yogurt.
2. ?????
3. PROFIT!

[Liraxus]

You immediately leave the nether and gather the towns yogurt supply, as you walk towards the portal, a Ghast immediately escapes!

Engage in battle or flee.

[Exeres]

Kick that Ghast in the fucking face.

[Liraxus]

HEROIC KICK!
6 damage!
The Ghast flinched!

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