If I ruled the world...

[musicandilikeit]

[YCobb]

I would have approximately all the sunglasses

[NDividedByZero]

This thread's about what you'd do if you ruled the world, not if you owned Luxottica and Safilo

[Exeres]

If I ruled the world, I would be a small mouse with an enormous head and Orson Welles' voice.

[Taxicab Samurai]

First order of business, I'd lower taxes on cigarettes.
Or just get them for free, I rule the world damnit that's stressful shit.

Exploration and future colonization of space would be a top priority.
Our next evolutionary step is in space people.

I'd change the name of Coka-Cola To Nuka-Cola for shits UND giggles.

Walt Disney would be resurrected from the dead and kick shove his anti-semite boot up some peoples asses.

I would personally kill every mosquito.

Children would be required to watch the following in school.
Gurren Lagaan- Try having emo faggots in school after this
Winnie the Pooh- You ever hear of a bully or rapist liking winnie the pooh? Didn't think so faggot winnie teaches us to love.
Adventure Time- DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN THIS ONE YOU DENSE BITCHES GET ON MY LEVEL

More when I think of it.
Vote for Sam.

[Terraem]

I would force everyone to speak the same language. A new language where every noun and verb is the exact same word. In the confusion this would cause I would rule supreme!

Also, free ice-cream every day because hot daisies do I like ice-cream.

[Dedivax]

I would force everyone to speak the same language. A new language where every noun and verb is the exact same word. In the confusion this would cause I would rule supreme!

Also, free ice-cream every day because hot daisies do I like ice-cream.

And from this day forward thou shall be known as "Papa Smurf"

[YCobb]

Winnie the Pooh- You ever hear of a bully or rapist liking winnie the pooh? Didn't think so faggot winnie teaches us to love.

You have my vote

[Kazer Tazer]

If I ruled the world, I'd have some fun.

And then it would quickly break down into madness and war with everyone wanting my head on a spike eventually culminating in setting humanity back a couple thousand years.

I don't think I should rule the world

[Crawfish]

Appoint someone to take on the face of my reign while I actually make all the calls from in the shadows.

Also, uh, the gays can get married.

[Shad]

I would force everyone to speak the same language. A new language where every noun and verb is the exact same word. In the confusion this would cause I would rule supreme!

Pretty 1984-like

[Trygve]

It would at least remove a way of personal identification and culture.

[Terraem]

It would at least remove all ways of personal identification and culture.

Better.

[Madican]

It would at least remove a way of personal identification and culture.

Well if you're going to do this then destroy Facebook and Twitter.

[Syobon]

I really wonder what your beef with social media is sometimes Madican. I'd understand just not wanting to use them, but your feelings seem to go deeper than that.