If I ruled the world...

[betrippin]

Okay let me rephrase

Smart booty people who are smart asses and talk back to people while being a smartass
if the smartass is just being a smartass and not really being obnoxious about being a smartass then they don't get punched or the gerbil pies

[Spoony]

Good clear definition of terms there, man

[Galaxy Man]

All courts would be a mix of Ace Attorney and extreme sports. The courtroom would be a skate park and how ill your trikx (the new, official spelling of tricks) are does count as evidence.

but trials don't last three days because that's complete bullshit


There is only one game console, and it's made by Sony working on the hardware, Microsoft on the software, Nintendo on marketing and the handheld, and Sega on making it the next Dreamcast.

It will be the Dreamstation 3Wiixty

the only handheld will be the 3DS but Sony does the graphics so it's like super awesome.


Anyone who says, displays, or is a part of the Nazi party or any sort of party that involves racism or anti-religious activities is sentenced to death. THEIR trial is always one day long and they have no defense lawyer and are always guilty.


Gay marriage everywhere is legal always. Forever.


Communists are forced to wear a soviet flag on all their clothing visible to the public. And only dress in red and yellow. This is upheld strictly until they realize that it's a system that dosen't fucking work with human nature. I don't care what the fuck they think afterwards.


ALL cheddar IS BISON DOLLARS. ALSO IT'S ALL THE SAME COLOR, PURPLE, BECAUSE I DON'T NEED A TON OF RAINBOW SHIT TO KNOW WHAT'S A FUCKING FIVER THERE'S A FUCKING NUMBER ON IT, HONESTLY.

[Spoony]

Anyone who says, displays, or is a part of the Nazi party or any sort of party that involves racism or anti-religious activities is sentenced to death. THEIR trial is always one day long and they have no defense lawyer and are always guilty.

hahahah what

[Madican]

Okay let me rephrase

Smart booty people who are smart asses and talk back to people while being a smartass
if the smartass is just being a smartass and not really being obnoxious about being a smartass then they don't get punched or the gerbil pies

But I am compelled to share the wisdom of my booty to all.

[Vax]

Spoony didn't you know that ignorant hatred is a good enough reason to kill someone?

Galaxy are you like 13

[Spoony]

Nazi party didn't do a single good thing for anybody anywhere ever

[Cafall]

they killed the jews

didn't you hear

[Spoony]

Well, that's what I get for not watching the news I guess

[Terraem]

ALL cheddar IS BISON DOLLARS. ALSO IT'S ALL THE SAME COLOR, PURPLE, BECAUSE I DON'T NEED A TON OF RAINBOW SHIT TO KNOW WHAT'S A FUCKING FIVER THERE'S A FUCKING NUMBER ON IT, HONESTLY.

The different color of cheddar is done in certain shades that are ridiculously hard to reproduce. You know, forgeries and stuff!

[Galaxy Man]

Spoony didn't you know that ignorant hatred is a good enough reason to kill someone?

It's less about ignorant hatred and more about if you think that killing mass amounts of people is a good thing then hey by your logic I can kill mass amounts of YOUR people and still be okay because I think it's a good thing.

Galaxy are you like 13

yes, you figured out the mystery

[Verom]

It's not like they were just like "lets kill jews" and everyone went with it, they were a political party that actually got shit done.

[Spoony]

I know I'd vote for the "killing minorities" party

[Shad]

This argument is fucking stupid

[Terraem]

I would kill all people that have a certain skin tone and one dentist.