Bieber Adventure 3.35: I want you to be my F-F-Fi-Fi-Finland

Nancymaker · Post by **Nancymaker** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 3:05 am

Sing the 'Forbidden Tunes' that only an elite few have heard. Overwhelm everyone with their unearthly beauty.

NDividedByZero · Post by **NDividedByZero** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 3:12 am

Cafall wrote:where is the animated update w/ full music album

oh well time to make bieber OCs and terrible fanart

ZenithOfChaos · Post by **ZenithOfChaos** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 6:47 pm

FatOldRobot · Post by **FatOldRobot** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 6:49 pm

Oh Harry, you so crazy.

hotb · Post by **hotb** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 4:08 pm

Regular updates will now resume: never

Captain bieber: sing a ballad to convert princess brothel's stone cold heart into a gooey pile of molten calcium based liquid

Who the fuck is princess brothel

You must mean B22, that's the only thing that would make sense in this situation.

You have Corporal Light Dimmer dim the lights and begin to sing the smoothest heart meltiest song you know. (Baby, by justin Bieber)

Something begins to happen to B22's heart, which happens to be made of calcium. What are the chances.

You did it! His heart violently melted in his chest!

B22 now has no heart. He is a heartless ex-missile with nothing to lose and no appreciation for the Bieber's love.

Your death is starting.

B22 kills the entire crew mercilessly.

The blood of your Biebers In Arms coats their terminals, the Captain's Podium, and B22.

With shaking hands you grip your rapier, the weird aura that makes you stand out against the darkness of space begins to shift and waver.

You will not survive this.

Woah shit no one is driving oh fuck

You crash into the planet.

Your ship gets stuck on two enemy buildings.

B22 is no where to be seen.

You try to leave but the fucking useless escape hatch now leads to nothing.

Trygve · Post by **Trygve** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 4:52 pm

Use escape pods.

Syobon · Post by **Syobon** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 5:32 pm

Search your ship for parachutes, if you find any: use them to safely jump to the ground. If you don't, make your way down via the buildings.

NDividedByZero · Post by **NDividedByZero** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 7:10 pm

SING WITH YOUR HEAVENLY VOICE TO ESCAPE because singing cures everything

hotb · Post by **hotb** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 7:16 pm

I swear if you people say sing one more time

Nancymaker · Post by **Nancymaker** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 7:24 pm

Serenade someone. Anyone.

Post by **Gryewolf** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:41 pm

Use your mighty bieber call to summon fans from across the universe to save you.

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:51 pm

Start driving the ship, stupid

Odds · Post by **Odds** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:47 am

fall and perform a twisting group dive into the void and place your faith in the universe that you won't die

AngusMcLeod · Post by **AngusMcLeod** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:50 am

reach puberty

Trygve · Post by **Trygve** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 10:07 am

That's cheating, Angus.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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