Bieber Adventure 3.35: I want you to be my F-F-Fi-Fi-Finland

[Will-Billy]

GODDAM IT princess brothel

GO BACK ONE STEP

[hotb]

i hope you saw this coming

[Rinoko]

Elephant: Peer over edge of the cliff.

[hotb]

you peer over the cliff and see your good friend giraffe-chan



your heart quickens at the sight of your love interest

you have always wanted to confess to giraffe-chan but you could never muster the courage

you wave

[Rinoko]

Giraffe-chan: Flirtatiously wink at elephant.

[Will-Billy]

suddenly you and your love interest and your grandma switch bodies

[hotb]

oh my

Charm your way out of this.

one day you will be able to tell elephant senpai about your feelings for her

but not today, it seems she is preoccupied

you weep for a hundred moons and repair the worn cliff with your sorrow

[Will-Billy]

elephant is girl?

does that make giraffe boy?

...are we now the giraffe? if so...

BUY A MONKEY NAMED DOC AND GIVE HIM BEIBER HAIR

[hotb]

how sexist of you to assign gender roles like that

[Rinoko]

Giraffe: Call upon the mighty voice of the Bieber human to bring Elephant back.

[hotb]

he's not dead dude

[Will-Billy]

fine then

to be sexually correct

go make elephant a sandwith then stay in the kitchen

[Rinoko]

I didn't say anyone was dead. Elephant just left, and Giraffe only wants to call on Bieber's voice.

[hotb]

tricked you all we are still the elephant

[Will-Billy]

to help in Sandwich making?

EDIT everybody stop posting at the same time.

also be the starship captain frop star wars, uh... piccard. yeah him.

but your name is justin beiber and you are secretly justin beiber.