Confessions

[Blitz Walrus]

I've seen every Transformers movie on opening day. First one mostly because robutts, they're fuckin' rad. The other two cuz I thought they couldn't possibly be any worse than the first and they had to have improved on them somehow.

I'm probably gonna be in line to see the new one too.

[TheStranger]

I've seen every Transformers movie on opening day. First one mostly because robutts, they're fuckin' rad. The other two cuz I thought they couldn't possibly be any worse than the first and they had to have improved on them somehow.

I'm probably gonna be in line to see the new one too.

If there is a single move series that shows just how fucking retarded the movie going public is, its that one.

[Doormaster]

because people like seeing giant robots beating the shit out of each other?

[Vax]

Nah dude they're just legit bad. Also filled to the brim shitty sex jokes, dogs fucking, and juvenile racism.

[Doormaster]

I'll be honest, I've never really seen any of them

[Blitz Walrus]

They are shit. The first one is garbage with some neat moments. The second is irredeemable, the only cool thing happens towards the end and lasts less than a minute. The third movie is the closest to watchable, but anything good is buried beneath an hour and a half of uninteresting human drama.
So, eh? Don't watch 'em?

[Madican]

One Transformer has a pair of those Truck Nutz and that's all I know about the movies.

[Cori]

One of my dad's coworkers wanted to put a pair of those nuts on the back of his school bus on the last day he drove it

it didn't happen, but he wanted to.

[Terraem]

I've seen all the Transformers movies twice. They're truly bad movies that you can only enjoy when you shut off your higher brain functions and enjoy giant robots beating each other to smithereens, so you sit back and let it come to you.

[TheStranger]

Okay, I dont ask that every movie has to be some Roman Polanski shit, okay? But is it so much to ask that a movie is enjoyable without having to shut off everything that makes me a person and regress into some caveman mindset? Why cant a movie be action packed and still have enjoyable characters and a fun plot anymore?

[Blitz Walrus]

Pacific Rim nailed that quite well.
And on topic, little bro has a big project due and he's expecting me to do all the work.

Wait, shit. This is confessions, fuck. Um, I've been accused of driving like a grandma.

[SaintCrazy]

It's a bit painful for me to scroll through my Facebook feed and see everyone celebrating about graduating/getting their lives together when I have no idea what I'm going to do for next semester. I don't even know how to break it to my parents that i didn't finish my degree on time.

I'll go to the advisor's office tomorrow and hopefully I'll feel better when I have some semblance of a plan. For now I guess I'll just have paralyzing anxiety. My favorite...

[Sollix]

shhhhh shhhh Everything Will be okay, Saint.
We can be SMUdents forever (Or for me at least the next five years) You'll be okay, <3

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Confession: every time I scroll through a page with Crisp's avatar, I think I have a tiny hair on my screen and go to swipe it off.

[Barabba]

Goddamnit