Describe Videogames in one sentence.

HisanTakura · Post by **HisanTakura** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 10:51 pm

Dinosaur Hunting?
Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar?

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 10:52 pm

You're so close.

Blitz Walrus · Post by **Blitz Walrus** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 11:07 pm

Dino Crisis? Dynowarz Destruction of Spondylus?

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 11:13 pm

A hint: Shooting a T. rex just rustled it off. You have to aim for its eye.

Galaxy Man · Post by **Galaxy Man** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 11:29 pm

Shoot midgets in the face with a shotgun-pistol.

D-vid · Post by **D-vid** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 11:53 pm

Exeres wrote:A hint: Shooting a T. rex just rustled it off. You have to aim for its eye.

Fuck man. I remember a friend from school telling me about that years ago but I can't remember what it was.

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Sun Jul 17, 2011 12:10 am

It was Carnivores. Barely enough content to qualify for a full game, but computers were slow as hell back then anyway.

Galaxy Man wrote:Shoot midgets in the face with a shotgun-pistol.

Borderlands.

Galaxy Man · Post by **Galaxy Man** » Sun Jul 17, 2011 12:34 am

Exeres wrote:It was Carnivores. Barely enough content to qualify for a full game, but computers were slow as hell back then anyway.

Galaxy Man wrote:Shoot midgets in the face with a shotgun-pistol.
Borderlands.

pretty much

RPG with 2D hack-n-slash fights where the only girl partner is attracted to you no matter what your gender to the point where the writing gets reaaally awkward.

betrippin · Post by **betrippin** » Sun Jul 17, 2011 3:37 am

move to a neighborhood of upstanding members of society

Madican · Post by **Madican** » Sun Jul 17, 2011 3:38 am

betrippin wrote:move to a neighborhood of upstanding members of society

Animal Crossing.

HisanTakura · Post by **HisanTakura** » Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:28 pm

Describing my game again.
"YOU ARE BIG. THAT MUST MEAN YOU HAVE BIG GUTS. RIP AND TEAR!"

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:33 pm

DOOM.

You are a martial arts master detective undercover with the mob and they killed your father and the criminal overlord who you were snitching on but was also a good guy I guess.

Syobon · Post by **Syobon** » Sun Jul 17, 2011 8:28 pm

My brain automatically went Asian at martial arts, so... Yakuza?

BurntToShreds · Post by **BurntToShreds** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 2:49 am

This game gives us a highly accurate example of what it's like to be THE PRESIDENT OF THESE GREAT UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 2:59 am

Metal Wolf Chaos

Exeres wrote:You are a martial arts master detective (played by a movie star) undercover with the mob and they killed your father and the criminal overlord who you were snitching on but was also a good guy I guess.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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