Lyfe

[Dragoon]

> Play this music in the background to make the scene more intense.

> Jeffery, It would be beneficial for you to defeat the opponent in a way that impresses girls.

> Devin, a genius move would be to throw the chicken selects in The Escort's eyes.

[Zang]

kamehameha his bitch booty

> Jeffery, It would be beneficial for you to defeat the opponent in a way that impresses girls.

Devin, a genius move would be to throw the chicken selects in The Escort's eyes.

Eat it, mofo.

[[Citation Needed]]

>his corpse releases Slender Spawn which begin attacking mall patrons

[Dragoon]

> Jeffery, Devin, commence congratulatory high five.

[drownball]

victory danceeeee yesssss

[Stranaton]

Nugget has gained a level.

[vealin99]

>get some boss shades

[Jahovagis]

>Jeffery Realizes that his life has no real point or value. he is a extreme and hopeless nerd.

>Realizing this he vows to be the greatest nerd that ever was become from modern society.

>Jeffery and his only friend Devin decide to traverse the expanse of the mall and locate Gamestop.

[Fatehehhhh]

> An hero

[Zang]

> Jeffery, Devin, commence congratulatory high five.

>victory danceeeee yesssss

yessssss

>Jeffery Realizes that his life has no real point or value. he is a extreme and hopeless nerd.

>Realizing this he vows to be the greatest nerd that ever was become from modern society.

>Jeffery and his only friend Devin decide to traverse the expanse of the mall and locate Gamestop.

Umm... your life kinda does have value. You have a lot of genuine friends, but you still decide to be the greatest nerd that ever was become from modern society.

But an idea enters your undeveloped fifteen-year-old mind.



You wanna be a Billionare

[Dragoon]

> Jeffery, the best calm course of action would be to become a gold digger to a fabulously wealthy woman.

[hotb]

I WANNA BE A BILLIONAIRE

SO FRICKIN BAD

BUY ALL THE THINGS I NEVER HAD

[YCobb]

>Glitch more cheddar into your wallet so as to become a billionaire

>Crisis due to inflation?

[Jahovagis]

>Get love advice from horse.

[Zang]

I WANNA BE A BILLIONAIRE

SO FRICKIN BAD

BUY ALL THE THINGS I NEVER HAD

Music starts to play in your head.

Yea. You're gonna do it

You're gonna glitch your way to bein' a billionare