Strangest Pickup Lines

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Cottarsby
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Cafall wrote:draped over all four corners of my dick
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Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?


Do you believe in the hereafter?
yes?
Then you know what I'm here after.


Were you arrested earlier? Because it has got to be illegal to look that good


Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?


Hey can you see me?
Girl: Yes
How about tomorrow night?
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http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/d/d0/13 ... hItems.jpg

That.
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I think my brain just threw up
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Are you an angel?
Cause I have an erection.
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Let's have sex.

You might as well be up front about it.
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Of course this is best

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With that exact facial expression.
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Move over, this is your president.
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Does your dad work for BP? Because I'm thinking he could help us clean up the oil spill after we do some drilling later tonight.
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I don't get it.
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HisanTakura wrote:Image
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The rest.
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