The Awkward Zombie Sims 3 Household

[Valbrandur]

Poor Cori, strange men keep watching her sleep.

[Ethan]

I hope it's a mean friendship. The kind where we box and stuff and then insult each other then hug it out. Just like real life c:

[Trygve]

You better give me a full beard naow that I am a man.

[Kiyske]

I have Lyra doing Crash's homework because he had to do something for school.

Have I mentioned that you are the best?

[Nancymaker]

Because I regularly pevic thrust TVs from behind.

>_>

<_<

[lyra/dicks]

i also forgot to mention that princess brothel has been flirting with muhammad under no guidance of my own.

[Ethan]

It's the jacket

[Nancymaker]

dat fur

[Operation Awesome]

Wait am I actually thinking about things that aren't books?

Oh joy.

[Cori]

Poor Cori, strange men keep watching her sleep.

D':

D':

D':


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAohay that looks like a good book

[lyra/dicks]

i leave the 2nd household for fve seconds and four people hook up

badfish and angie, decker and nancy

also angie is now rather overweight. it's probably the natural cook thing.

i'm sending her to the gym.

[lyra/dicks]

Stranaton works on repairing a TV for a friend.


He finishes and goes to return it.


Turns out nobody's home.


He returns to find the house empty of life.

He does what any sane Sim would do and performs experiments on various household objects.






OH NO WAT IS HAPENIGN


Peter went to a friend's hou- multi-colored mansion after school.
Seriously who came up with that design.


He's a terrible person so he messes with her laptop.

THAT NIGHT:


Absolutely nothing.


All the cool kids are by the fie.
All of them.

Meanwhile at Household Two:


Angie, have you gained weight?
...
A loooot of weight?


Naturally I send her to the gym, where she must collect all eight badges and de-
Oh wait.


This is Insane Maniac Man's best and only friend, Brittany the Goldfish. Badfish caught her.


Back at the gym, Angie has dropped more weight than.... um....
a really fat person losing weight.
I guess.


Badfish, like any rational Sim, goes night fishing.


Angie manages to break the shower.
Good job.


She quickly makes her daring escape!

And now for the greatest nonsequiter you will ever witness:


Trygve giving himself a sponge bath.


He suddenly realizes there is a strange creature attached to his face and he runs out screaming.
Thankfully with his clothes on.


IMM attempts to fix the TV. Maybe he'll electrocute himself?



Badfish and Angie drop it like Angie's dropped pounds.


daisies, my plan failed.






Yes, Coriserai.
When there is a grown man swinging outside on your swingset, the logical thing to do is invite him inside.


OH NO WHAT DOES HE PLAN ON DOING


NOT MUHAMMAD'S BED
ANYTHING BUT THAT
TAKE ME INSTEEEEAAAAD

He continues his dastardly plot unheeded and--


....yes.


This poor flamingo is IMM's last victim before he departs.


SUDDENLY CRASH ARRIVES



"It's like looking into a mirror.
An evil mirror."


This doesn't seem good.


I seriously had nothing to do with this.

[Valbrandur]

Trygve giving himself a spongebath? How do can you make the sims so realistic?

[Ethan]

All the cool kids are by the fie.
All of them.

:C

And so IMM is a maid? Specifically mine? Yessssss

[Nancymaker]

oh decker~

This is better than the AZ pairing thread.

By the way, did you decide to make that AZ neighbourhood you were talking about Decker?