Let's Zap to the Extreme!

[Kiyske]

Beautiful.

[Boj]

I actually read that in the original singers voice XD
it was quite funny...

[Cori]

How long did it take you to come up with those lyrics...?

[[Citation Needed]]

How long did it take you to come up with those lyrics...?

About thirty-four seconds.

[Cori]

Good. I was worried that you actually put thought into making a song for Chris-chan.

[Zang]

OOPS LOOKS LIKE ITS TIME TO PULL OUT THIS BAG OF DEVIOUS WRONGDOINGS AGAIN


MERRY CHRISTMAS YO

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Mary Lee Walsh stopped Chris from being a freak and looking stupid.

He is disgruntled at this.



Chris chan wrongly breaks Mary's window. She asks why he has committed this act of vandalism, he aggrieves!



Mary wisely throws a preemptive attack, chris responds with equal shenanigans



THE BASTARD! he hit a girl! CRUCIFY HIM CRUCIFY HIM


If you tilted your head, you lost to Chris chan
How does it feel to lose to Chris
HOW DOES IT FEEL


For some reason they both decided to confirm who they were addressing even though she is the only other person in the room...also they only have one shot.

problem, writefags?



I read that in Ness' voice, I doubt I was the only one.



what a terrible fate you've met.

zap to the extreme

until next time, gents

[General]

really
no sonichu christmas special
i am disapoint

[General]

really
no sonichu christmas special
i am disapoint

[[Citation Needed]]

Teh grammor and spullung mad me cri

This gets my vote for WORST UPDATE YET.

[Kira]

I may have lost to Chris-chan, but you shall loose...THE GAME!!

[Shoolis]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG THE GAME NEVER HEARD OF THAT ONE.

[Airigh]

I already won the game.

So suck it.

[Kiyske]

Look at the panel where he gets kicked in the crotch. His expression.

[Ultra Bidoof]

Naturally, Sub-Episode 3 is just a modified version of one of the pre-Issue 0 strips.

The comic itself is a dramatization of a meeting Chris had with Mary Lee Walsh in spring of 2004. Mary was rustled that Chris had spent the last school year attempting to solicit women on campus, and he saw this as a threat to his Love Quest. He also assumed that this was how she treated everyone and not just idiotic manchildren.

According to Chris, Walsh told him that he would never get a girlfriend with his Attraction Sign, that his methods were stupid and he was stupid for thinking they would work. This made Chris very angry. Chris began to argue with Walsh. At some point during the fit, Chris began to pretend that Sonichu was in the room with him helping him argue with authority. Chris actually began to converse with an imaginary Sonichu. At one point, Chris started trying to convey what "Sonichu" wanted to say to Walsh. This all came to a head when Chris actually did try to use the Curse Ye Ha Me Ha on Walsh.

He was convinced that it worked, as he believes that her reputation went down after he left. Walsh later ordered him to see a 25$ per visit psychiatrist that Chris only visited once.

[Exeres]

IT'S BEEN A WHILE ZANG.

I can tell your heart wasn't in this one. PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER AND SHOOT FOR THE STARS. And I didn't lose, because I DIDN'T TILT MY HEAD.

And seriously Kira? The game?