Horrible jokes thread

Post by **corsica** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 10:44 pm

Fatehehhhh wrote:Super-big image so I'm not putting it in. Instead, I'm postan a link.

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/4836 ... 771498.jpg

a part of me has died

scebboaliwiw · Post by **scebboaliwiw** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 10:51 pm

Why are there three Phantom of the Operas?

Chekt · Post by **Chekt** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 11:02 pm

Ugh, how much Edward Cullens/Cedric Diggory stuff is out there?

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 11:08 pm

Twilight Crossovers wrote:Pokemon [18]

What.

Bucket · Post by **Bucket** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 11:13 pm

Castlevania (3) - to be fair, Dracula is pretty daisies sexy
Boy in the Stripped Pajamas (1) - not sure about this one...
CSI: Miami (5) - YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Winnie the Pooh (2) - wat
Law and Order: SVU (2) - it's funny because it's rape
Kamen Rider (1) - wat
Beavis and Butt-head (1) - I don't even...

Trygve · Post by **Trygve** » Sat Oct 09, 2010 11:15 pm

Haow many af them do you really think are serious?

There's probably some idiot girls who vrote some af them but many are probably just parodies.

Fatehehhhh · Post by **Fatehehhhh** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 12:24 am

Fatehehhhh wrote:> 2 TEAM FORTRESS 2 CROSSOVERS

As Bella lay in Edward's arms, her dying words echoed across the land: "NEED A DISPENSER HEEYAH"

Kiyske · Post by **Kiyske** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 12:28 am

Fatehehhhh wrote:
Fatehehhhh wrote:> 2 TEAM FORTRESS 2 CROSSOVERS
As Bella lay in Edward's arms, her dying words echoed across the land: "NEED A DISPENSER HEEYAH"

Nobody loves you.

Except Nurgle.

Fatehehhhh · Post by **Fatehehhhh** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 1:11 am

Kiyske wrote:Except Nurgle.

Why have you forsaken me? ;_;

Zang · Post by **Zang** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 2:07 am

Anyway, about that horrid joke-

A black guy, a Muslim, and a cowgirl walk into a bar.

they all order drinks.

The black guy drinks his drink, throws it up into the air and shoots it, and says "In the ghetto, we steal so many glasses, we don't have to drink with the same one twice."

The Muslim drinks his drink, throws it up into the air and shoots it, and says "In the dessert, we have so much sand for making glasses that we don't have to drink with the same one twice."

The cowgirl drinks her drink, throws it up in the air, shoots the black guy and the Muslim and catches the glass and says "In America, we have so many blacks and Mulsims you don't have to drink with the same one twice."

Meguroko · Post by **Meguroko** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 2:11 am

What makes that joke so bad is that one is a race, one is a reiligon and one is a fictional "occupation"

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 2:14 am

Meguroko wrote:What makes that joke so bad is that one is a race, one is a reiligon and one is a fictional "occupation"

It offends everyone. A upstanding member of society died in the background, but wasn't even mentioned. It's the perfect joke.

Edit: This is my favorite wordfilter.

Dannylion · Post by **Dannylion** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 2:21 am

But... Muslims don't drink alcohol.

Zang · Post by **Zang** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 2:21 am

Meguroko wrote:What makes that joke so bad is that one is a race, one is a reiligon and one is a fictional "occupation"

I heard it from one of the locals here

where I live one is either fascist, religionist, or intolerant to ect. ect.

but then there's like the 9% that is me and some of my friends.

Kiyske · Post by **Kiyske** » Sun Oct 10, 2010 2:38 am

Panties wrote:The Muslim drinks his drink, throws it up into the air and shoots it, and says "In the dessert

I did not know that Muslims lived in the magical land of ice cream.