An hero: The adventure thread

electronic goat · Post by **electronic goat** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 8:04 pm

Conjure the most ridiculous afterlife imaginable.

betrippin · Post by **betrippin** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 8:29 pm

Kill yourself

You're all

"Fuck this shit. I don't want to go on an adventure, I'm dying"

You are dead

World inventory:

>-1 you

Az inventory:

>-1 adventure thread

ARE YOU pop flyin' NOW GUYS

Trygve · Post by **Trygve** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 8:40 pm

Resurrect thread.

Noffletoff · Post by **Noffletoff** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 8:44 pm

>Noffletoff kills the thread by posting in it. Stay dead.

electronic goat · Post by **electronic goat** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 9:38 pm

>Adopt time-reversing powers.
...oh wait you already have those.
>Use time-reversing powers 14 YEARS BACKWARDS

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Sun Sep 19, 2010 4:05 am

Respawn in 1 page

>Change class to Mage

electronic goat · Post by **electronic goat** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 12:58 am

>EG: Take over.
Electronic Goat attempts to STEAL THE THREAD.

Trygve wrote:Resurrect thread.

Alexandy13 wrote:Respawn

You come back to life about 10 seconds later.

Trygve wrote:>Obtain necrophilia

You kill one of the horny ladies and begin having sex with her dead corpse.
...Hey, this isn't so bad.
+1 NECROPHILIA OBTAINED

Chinmaster wrote:>Jump through window
>Slit wrists with glass

You jump into a window, which suddenly puts everything into slow-motion. You take advantage of the slowed down time and slit your arms as you are falling.
This makes the HORNY WOMEN much hornier.

EG was unsuccesful.
>Thread: Die.