An hero: The adventure thread

Darkin · Post by **Darkin** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 10:04 pm

Trygve wrote:
Darkin wrote:
scebboaliwiw wrote:Ponder about how you managed to undo sex.
Screw a redhead this time
Hello~

On second thought, that whole death thing isn't looking so bad

betrippin · Post by **betrippin** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 1:45 am

Chinmaster wrote:>Eat the knife to gain its powers
>Choke on it

You have decided that you would like the powers that a knife wields.

I.e cutting peoples shit up

You start to eat the KNIFE to gain its powers but you start to choke on it. The blade of the knife starts cutting into the wall of your throat. You can taste the blood. You might have finnaly Succeeded in killing yourself.

Then suddenly the depressed lady gives you the hemlich maneuver and you cough up the KNIFE.

electronic goat wrote:Kill her with sex

You decide to reward her for saving your life by ending hers with SEX

>-1 virginity (again)
>-1 depressed woman

scebboaliwiw wrote:Ponder about how you managed to undo sex.

You wonder about how you managed to undo SEX IN THE PUNCH BOWL with Charlene.

you decide just to roll with it and not worry about these things

It also occurs to you that SEX IN THE PUNCH BOWL sounds like a band name

Neko wrote:Ponder why you can't have telekinesis.

You wonder to yourself why you can't give yourself telekenesis since you managed to undo SEX IN THE PUNCHBOWL

So you give yourself TELEKINESIS

>+1 TELEKINESIS

Trygve wrote:Skip in the meadows that randomly appeared as I typed this.

Meadows are for people who are not as MANLY MAN DUDE as you. So you catch the meadow on fire and return home

Snarf wrote:Have her stick the knife in the wall sockets.
That way you didn't kill her in front of all those witnesses.

We already killed her! pay attention Snarf!

Darkin wrote:
scebboaliwiw wrote:Ponder about how you managed to undo sex.
Screw this, just have sex with another random hot woman
perferably a redhead this time

Trygve wrote:Hello~

]With your new found telekinesis you make your sexy hero TRYGVE appear before you and now be a woman.

You two make love on the cake this time

Trygve inventory:

>-1 virginity

Darkin wrote:On second thought, that whole death thing isn't looking so bad

You try to kill yourself becaue you are not worthy to have taken Your hero, Womanly Trygve's virginity. You try to stab yourself during intercourse but end up killing your hero, Dead womanly Trygve.

It has now stopped raining and all of the guests have left

(feel free to ask for a guest appearance anyone)

electronic goat · Post by **electronic goat** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:10 am

betrippin wrote: Trygve inventory:

>-1 virginity

OH SNAP.
>EG appear in any remotely quiet or serious moment

Darkin · Post by **Darkin** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:18 am

Darkin: Make an awesome and very non-sensical entrance on a bear

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:22 am

Alexandy: Ask for a guest appearance.

betrippin · Post by **betrippin** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:23 am

One guest appearance at a time you guys.

Alexandy will come in once darkindiesleaves

Darkin · Post by **Darkin** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:26 am

betrippin wrote:One guest appearance at a time you guys.

Alexandy will come in once darkindiesleaves

wait what

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:30 am

Yes! Kill off the annoying person, replace with a upstanding member of society. I approve of this plan.

electronic goat · Post by **electronic goat** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:32 am

Alexandy13 wrote:Kill off Darkin, replace with a furfag? I do not approve of this plan.

betrippin · Post by **betrippin** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:33 am

Who said he wasn't going to die as well?

electronic goat · Post by **electronic goat** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:35 am

betrippin wrote:Who said he wasn't going to die as well?

I am pleased.

iconsting · Post by **iconsting** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:36 am

All furfags line up at the slaughterhouse!

.... For a picinic.

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:37 am

betrippin wrote:Who said he wasn't going to die as well?

Ha! With what? Your almighty writing... powers...

Shit.

electronic goat · Post by **electronic goat** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:39 am

iconsting wrote:For a picinic.

derp

iconsting · Post by **iconsting** » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:40 am

electronic goat wrote:
iconsting wrote:For a picinic.
A picnic?

Yes. That was the joke.