An hero: The adventure thread

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Tue Sep 14, 2010 3:19 am

>Who wants some?

BurntToShreds · Post by **BurntToShreds** » Tue Sep 14, 2010 3:34 am

>Ask around and see if any of the women in the room are depressed and want to end it all.

Robot · Post by **Robot** » Tue Sep 14, 2010 5:10 am

This is one of those R rated adventures.

scebboaliwiw · Post by **scebboaliwiw** » Tue Sep 14, 2010 5:36 am

Attempt to undo randomly chosen previous action.

Robot · Post by **Robot** » Tue Sep 14, 2010 6:06 am

Odds loves this.

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Tue Sep 14, 2010 6:10 am

>just fucking kill yourself already

betrippin · Post by **betrippin** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 3:01 am

Alexandy13 wrote:>Who wants some?

All the women progress towards you, But charlene chases them away.

Apparently, shes one of them Jealous girls.

You make note not to kill her in some way, shape, or form later

Robot wrote:This is one of those R rated adventures.

Yes. yes it is.

scebboaliwiw wrote:Attempt to undo randomly chosen previous action.

You try to undo "Fornicating with charlene in the punchbowl" You now have

>+1 virginity
>-1 hot brunete girlfriend

Bacon wrote:>just fucking kill yourself already

Possible weapons of sucide are

>TOOTHPICKS
>WALL PLUGS
>VARIOUS SPICES
> A KNIFE

What do you choose?

BurntToShreds wrote:>Ask around and see if any of the women in the room are depressed and want to end it all.

You look aroound the room full of woman who want a piece of "The Power" and see a blonde in the coner not really paying any attention to anyone but instead, is just staring out into the rain.

You go over and ask her whats wrong.
"I just do not like life right now." She says, "Everything is a mess, my parents got divorced after 50 long pop flyin' years of marriage, Tuxedo Mask dumped me to go out with my sister," lightning flashes and you hear a loud BOOM. "And now, my car just got hit by lightning. I just wish I could end it all."
Upon further inspection, You find that this blonde woman is excedingly beautiful.

She has very perky breast and a short skirt that shows most of her long, smooth legs. and doesn't leave much to the imagination. She has her legs crossed, showing even more of her beautiful skin.
You decide to help end this poor womans life. You look around. and surrounding you are,

>TOOTHPICKS
>WALL PLUGS
>VARIOUS SPICES
> A KNIFE

What is your weapon of choice?

Also, amidoingitrite? Good adventure?

You know, besides the motive be killing yourself?

Doormaster · Post by **Doormaster** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 3:19 am

>Eat the knife to gain its powers
>Choke on it

electronic goat · Post by **electronic goat** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 3:32 am

Kill her with sex

scebboaliwiw · Post by **scebboaliwiw** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 5:03 am

Ponder about how you managed to undo sex.

Neko · Post by **Neko** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:26 am

Ponder why you can't have telekinesis.

Trygve · Post by **Trygve** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 8:12 am

Skip in the meadows that randomly appeared as I typed this.

Snarf · Post by **Snarf** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 8:44 pm

Have her stick the knife in the wall sockets.
That way you didn't kill her in front of all those witnesses.

Darkin · Post by **Darkin** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 10:00 pm

scebboaliwiw wrote:Ponder about how you managed to undo sex.

Screw this, just have sex with another random hot woman
perferably a redhead this time

Trygve · Post by **Trygve** » Wed Sep 15, 2010 10:02 pm

Darkin wrote:
scebboaliwiw wrote:Ponder about how you managed to undo sex.
Screw a redhead this time

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