Lonk and the Forgotten Times

Nancymaker · Post by **Nancymaker** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 12:16 am

> Equip "Ink of Zora Pro Quo"

> Write a diplomatic note politely demanding Rupees from your neighbours, lest you set your house on them. Duplicate-glitch it and nail it to everything in the town.

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 3:34 am

Operation Awesome wrote:
Odds wrote:OPEN IT

Pootsforever wrote:Be Pandora and OPEN THAT SHIT UP

Despite being MUCH TOO SMART to open up such a clearly disasterous box, Shalonda pesters you into it.

Infinite evil has nothing on a Shalonda pestering.

You open the box and are promptly eviled in the face.

A blast of the concentrated suffering of a thousand souls is not a very good thing to get hit in the face by.

You die immediately.

But then you don't.

Despite your soul being ravaged by a million beasts whose name mortal man cannot pronounce, you are alive.

Your cheek kind of itches though.

Odds · Post by **Odds** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 3:35 am

examine face

Verom · Post by **Verom** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 3:40 am

become hero of _______

The Idiotic Oracle · Post by **The Idiotic Oracle** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:16 am

>What happened to Shalonda?

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 2:25 am

Oodles wrote:examine face

You decide that after a faceful of Eldritch Evil, any problem is a big one. You dig around in the shattered remains of your house until you find a shard of mirror.

Oh yeah, the Evilsplosion destroyed your house too. Shame.

At any rate, you seem to have a strange tattoo on your face now. This could be some sort of occult Death Mark.

You should take yourself to a priest, if there's still one alive after the Dark Crusade you just unleashed.

"Oh, you're awake. Excellent."

Aaaaaaand your face just talked to you.

Odds · Post by **Odds** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 2:28 am

proceed to flip out

Neko · Post by **Neko** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 2:54 am

Oodles wrote:proceed to flip out and kill Shalonda

electronic goat · Post by **electronic goat** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 2:54 am

Neko wrote:
Odds wrote:proceed to flip the fuck out and kill Shalonda

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 2:57 am

>Enter seven stages of insanity.

The Idiotic Oracle · Post by **The Idiotic Oracle** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 3:21 am

The Idiotic Oracle wrote:>What happened to Shalonda?

Shoolis · Post by **Shoolis** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 3:22 am

Alexandy13 wrote:>Enter seven stages of insanity.

There are seven?
Man I haven't been trying hard enough.

Verom · Post by **Verom** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 3:23 am

Teleport to tutorial world.

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 4:41 am

Shoolis wrote:
Alexandy13 wrote:>Enter seven stages of insanity.
There are seven?
Man I haven't been trying hard enough.

Basically, they're the seven stages of grief, but only with insanity at the end.

Cori · Post by **Cori** » Thu Aug 26, 2010 4:59 am

Find Shalonda and rummage through the rubble of your house for anything useful.