The AWKWARD ZOMBIE SITCOM THREAD

Sleauxbreaux · Post by **Sleauxbreaux** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:58 pm

I'm in.

Robot · Post by **Robot** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:59 pm

Bartender, shotgun, peacemaker, Repo, shotgun, oh no, cat, meow, end of episode.

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:49 pm

Ideas? You want ideas?

OLD MAN OUT:
Insert Fail takes Grandpa Water out for an adventure. WILL THE FAMILY FIND HIM BEFORE HE LOSES HIS TEETH?

BAR NONE:
Dr. D. Endee blows up Alexandy's bar. The Family desperately tries to fill the gaping hole in Uncle Xabyrn's life with shenanigans (instead of alcohol). WILL UNCLE XABYRN LIVE WITHOUT IT?

CAT AND LOUSE:
Darkin abducts Citation the cat and hides him away. CAN UNBA OVERCOME HIS HATRED OF CATS TO SAVE CITATION?

YOU'VE GOT WAIL:
Mailman Duhr.Com loses his girlfriend and turns to the overly-welcoming family to solve his problems for him. CAN CREEPER AND LOLI FIND HIM A GIRLFRIEND? CAN YANIMAE TOLERATE HIS WHINING FOR MUCH LONGER?

FIND OUT PROBABLY NEVER

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:51 pm

Mr. Mander wrote:CAT AND LOUSE:
Darkin abducts Citation the cat and hides him away. CAN UNBA OVERCOME HIS HATRED OF CATS TO SAVE CITATION?

I'M SORRY, UNBA

BUT THIS FELINE IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE

Chopstix · Post by **Chopstix** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:52 pm

I told you guys the plot to today's episode

seriously, pay your bills.

lyra/dicks · Post by **lyra/dicks** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:53 pm

Don't forget, each episode needs a moral.

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:55 pm

lyrasen wrote:Don't forget, each episode needs a moral.

Moral of the kidnapped kitty story:
Moral? Who needs a moral? Morals are for pussies.

Sleauxbreaux · Post by **Sleauxbreaux** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:57 pm

Awww, shoulda said "pussies" and won with the pun.

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 12:01 am

What?
What are you talking about?
It said 'morals are for pussies' this whole time.

Sleauxbreaux · Post by **Sleauxbreaux** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 12:04 am

I mean... Oh my... Citation. I am blind.. ded. by love. How could I have been so wrong?

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 12:05 am

You come any closer and I'll Falcon Punch you in the face.

I mean it. Stay back! I have falcon... paws.

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 12:09 am

You! Cat! Quick, we have to use an eleborate and close to sinister plan to make this bar famous and make me as rich as the crazy people you live with.

If you help me, I'll clear your tab, and if you don't help me, I'll kill you.

[/runningjoke]

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 12:15 am

I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW

Terrorist attacks will bring attention.

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 1:08 am

I said ALMOST sinister cat.

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 1:09 am

...

Pretend hauntings?