The AWKWARD ZOMBIE SITCOM THREAD

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:16 am

odd couple more like flamboyant homeless

Darkin · Post by **Darkin** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:53 pm

Chopstix wrote:Well, you guys can keep the house and everything if you get 23,846 dollars.

And there is a talent competition where you can win 23,846 dollars.

I WILL ENTER
Fire-eating, what else?

Airigh · Post by **Airigh** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:56 pm

CAN I BE A MAILWOMAN?

Or no?

Sleauxbreaux · Post by **Sleauxbreaux** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 7:48 pm

I call dibs on the gay guy that floats around the house and exists just to comfort people.

I am not gay, nor can I levitate, but I totally call dibs on the role.

lyra/dicks · Post by **lyra/dicks** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:07 pm

We need a sassy gay friend.

Bill Nye the Science Guy · Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:13 pm

me as the crrrrraazy british guy next door

Trygve · Post by **Trygve** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:14 pm

Bill Nye the Science Guy wrote:me as the crrrrraazy british guy next door

Who listens to nothing but bad chav rap.

Sleauxbreaux · Post by **Sleauxbreaux** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:30 pm

lyrasen wrote:We need a sassy gay friend.

I'm your girl, honey.

lyra/dicks · Post by **lyra/dicks** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:34 pm

Sleaux, you make the straightest gay guy ever.

Chopstix · Post by **Chopstix** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:46 pm

lyrasen wrote:Sleaux, you make the straightest gay guy ever.

But I actually am the straightest gay guy ever D:

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:47 pm

Chopstix wrote:
lyrasen wrote:Sleaux, you make the straightest gay guy ever.
But I actually am the straightest gay guy ever D:

I thought the term they used to describe you was 'closet straight'.

Chopstix · Post by **Chopstix** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:52 pm

Probably

I've never heard anyone say that though.

Fits perfectly.

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:54 pm

I think it was waaaay back in the TMI thread. You said how bad you are at being gay and someone said 'you're a closet straight'.

I had been lurking for a while before signing up.

Chopstix · Post by **Chopstix** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:55 pm

Oh

You saw a lot of disturbing things then. It's only going to get worse when I got back to school.

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:56 pm

Just a few disturbing things.

Cigarette burns being the most disturbing.