Miss StarSeed wrote:it's obviously that EVIL GANOSEDORF'S FAULT!
Does this need to be said.
Everything bad in Hyrule is Ganosedorf's fault.
Well, to get to the Fairy's Spring I will need to bomb this boulder.
Considering the gap and the fact that I will have to time the bomb-toss just right this will be problematic.
Or I will get it on the first try.
THAT WORKS TOO
I sure hope whatever power I get from this Fairy is useful.
At the moment I am horribly equipped to be saving the world. A few bombs and a slingshot do not a Hero make.
This must be the place.
I apply a bomb to this problem.
I enter the Great Fairy's spring with my hopes hi-
You are not a fairy
you are a cow
As it turns out the top of the mountain is WAY over there.
How did I NOT see a mountain?
Well I'm sure this will be no trouble at a-
AAGH WHY IS IT RAINING PAIN
LONK USED COWER
IT'S SURPRISINGLY EFFECTIVE
As it turns out this huge turtle-shell shield on my back is useful for deflecting volcanic debris.
I cower a few more times and get to safety.
Oh look a sheer vertical slope.
Nature just loves making these.
There are skulltulas up here too. None of them are shiny, so I just slingshot them to death.
And then I climb.
Apparently I have the Upper Body strength of a demigod.
Oh shit it's that owl again
And he is not trying to talk to me...
Strange.
I talk to him anyway.
GEE THANKS, MR. GOBORA
I'M AT THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN I JUST CLIMBED
I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED
Fuck you, Owl.
No cows here. Must be the right place.
Oh look it is the Triforce symbol
Time to whip out the beats.
I successfully summon a scaly pair of breasts.
Turns out the Lizard tiddies are attached to a Fairy.
Who knew.
I HAVE GAINED THE POWER TO SPIN IN A CIRCLE
WHOO
Oh wait, it's a MAGIC spin?
Well that actually makes it kind of cool I guess.
I rescind my previous sarcasm.
More cool magic powers?
Sign me up, I need all the help I can get!
Equipped with my nifty new Magic Bar, I head out to gain another magic power.
But first, there was another door on the mountain summit. I wish to explore it.
Whoops this was a bad idea.
Heat Stroke is not fun.
I guess I'll ride Gobora back down.
He might as well make himself useful.
Alright I guess this is not so ba-
NO GOBORA YOU STUPID OWL
THE OTHER WAY
GOD WHO MADE YOU A GUIDE
I BET GANOSEDORF DID THIS
Jesus Christ that owl is retarded.
He landed me on a daisies roof.
Luckily my lack of pants has turned my legs into tiny shock absorbers, so I can jump off safely.
Hey guards, open the hell up.
I have sweet magic skills now, don't make me come in there.
daisies straight, Guards.
I have a Fairy to find.
I suspect it is behind this rock.
Only explosions will tell.
I need to think before I crawl into these holes.
This could be the castle's septic pipe or something.
Nope it's a Fairy spring.
Good thing there's absolutely no guards here guarding a highly powerful source of magic.
Mad reality-altering beats deployed.
Oh look, another pair of tits.
What benevolent bosoms.
What
I can shoot FIRE now?
THAT IS SO COOL
THIS IS THE BEST FAIRY EVER
I am actually almost confident in myself.
I can most likely not die trying to save the world now.
Speaking of which: TO THE ZORA VILLAGE!
