Maskuline: A Lonk Adventure

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Sat Apr 24, 2010 8:50 pm

Souji Setodds wrote:Hyrule sure does have a lot of dead children.

Hyrule likes to pull "A Modest Proposal." Keeps the peasants in line.

Stu_Pidasl · Post by **Stu_Pidasl** » Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:09 pm

Thank you for knowing A Modest Proposal.

Xeraphem · Post by **Xeraphem** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:04 am

So, the corpses of children are the skeletons outside of Hyrule.
Then are the Redeads adults?

By the way, have fun with the Sun Song, Mander. First time I saw those Redeads, I freaked.

BANANA · Post by **BANANA** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:07 am

Mr. Mander wrote:

You'd think that being Sacred, this meadow would repel monsters.

You'd be wrong.

What a baa-d monster.

lyra/dicks · Post by **lyra/dicks** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:11 am

Xeraphem wrote:So, the corpses of children are the skeletons outside of Hyrule.
Then are the Redeads adults?

I think they're the child molesters.

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 2:03 am

redeads molest everything

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 2:07 am

Henceforth they are Omnimolestors.

Odds · Post by **Odds** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 2:20 am

..So just molesters.

Anna-aurion · Post by **Anna-aurion** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 2:34 am

Ame no Akai wrote:Yeah but Omnimolestors sounds fancy.

Yes it does.

Explotaro · Post by **Explotaro** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 3:16 am

BANANA wrote:
Mr. Mander wrote:

You'd think that being Sacred, this meadow would repel monsters.

You'd be wrong.
What a baa-d monster.

*facepalm*

On a side note, am I the only one who thinks that mask he gave the guard looks like Pikachu?

Odds · Post by **Odds** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 3:21 am

It's the keaton mask.

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 5:13 pm

Well this mountain seem rather unassuming.

OH GOD SPIDERS DIEDIEDIE GET IT AWAY

AAAAAAGH FLEE

Hello there Mr. Goron.

...Dodongos you say?

The Nose strikes again!

I scale the mountain further. It's pretty easy.

I shall make not of that. In case I ever need another Fairy floating about telling me how to blink or something like that.

I arrive in Goron City. It's not the most interesting place, so I just go right for my quest destination.

You can tell this guy is important because he has a unique appearance.

He likes insulting me.

Apparently I am not worthy to be a royal messenger.

And he won't let me help him with his Dodongo problem either.

Only one thing to do in this situation.

[S] Lonk: Drop ill beats

ILL BEATS DROPPED

Any second now...

AWWWWW YEEAAAAAAH

Darunia busts out some seriously sick moves

The combination of my ill beats and his sick moves dispels his depression.

Now he will let me solve his problem and claim the Spiritual Stone of Fire.

This Goron Bracelet will let me use Bombs against Dodongos.

I AM EAGER TO BALLISTICALLY ASSAULT SOME REPTILIANS

Water · Post by **Water** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 5:43 pm

Using bombs? Against Dodongos?

I don't think that will work...

BANANA · Post by **BANANA** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 5:45 pm

I can't wait to bomb some Dodongos.

lyra/dicks · Post by **lyra/dicks** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 6:11 pm

Dodongos? In my cavern? It's more likely than you think.