Maskuline: A Lonk Adventure

Cori · Post by **Cori** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 6:36 am

Mr. Mander wrote:

Your fault, not mine. Deal with it.

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 6:48 am

Oh man.

This is going to be great.

Anna-aurion · Post by **Anna-aurion** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 3:45 pm

SO EXCITE. THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME

The Idiotic Oracle · Post by **The Idiotic Oracle** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 7:05 pm

I AM

SO FUCKING EXCITED

duhrdotcom · Post by **duhrdotcom** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 7:24 pm

FINAL BOSS IS BEN

Neko · Post by **Neko** » Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:37 am

I would laugh so hard if a final boss was Navi.

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Sun Sep 19, 2010 6:41 pm

So I am a Deku now.

I make plants dance.

I also spin, like a ballerina.

I walk on water too.

I'm like Deku Jesus.

I was God-Emperor of these guys once, actually.

Best Plant wants to interact with me.

This is so stupid.

Away we go!

Tatl starts talking. Blah blah blah.

She decides she is going to travel with me. Without consent of course.

If she is done travel-raping me I must go.

Also I can do this.

I am turtley enough for the turtle club now.

No I am not.

What do you know about being a Deku?

Oh, flying. That sounds fun and not womanly at all.

I stand corrected.

This is childish and stupid.

I hope I never have to do that again.

In hindsight, this was about as foreseeable as a bullet train to the face.

Come away with me, children, to my forest of flying faggotry.

I discover a Deku nut.

Now that I am one, it begs the question of where a Deku's Nut's are.

I take the feminine flowercopter across yet another gap.

Oh no! A sad face!

The saddest face!

Adieu, Tristepin

When did I learn French?

Oh jesus it's Forest Temple all over again.

It's spinniiiiiiing

Slimy

I ascend the grimy tower.

huh, this area looks pretty mechanical

AUGH

Even Tatl cowers

Wait, I remember you.

I worked for you.

Yeah, I totally care.

You fired me if I recall.

Yeah, what a crazy random happenstance.

Or you've been following me.

Adult please.

You terrify me in ways my woody Deku Lips cannot express.

This angle says so much about you, Mask Salesman.

But I do need to get my Ocarina back.

This is where the plot goes downhill.

...I can do that.

I can't promise there won't be a hole in it though.

Get the Ocarina, Get the mask, do it in three days.

Gotcha.

Nobody does things quickly like Deku Lonk!

Well, maybe.

I'm not sure how I work.

No time for hesitation, though!

duhrdotcom · Post by **duhrdotcom** » Sun Sep 19, 2010 6:49 pm

Lonk wrote:Come away with me, children, to my forest of flying faggotry.

Sig'd

Falconer Lombard · Post by **Falconer Lombard** » Sun Sep 19, 2010 6:51 pm

You better get that blast mask. It is the best mask.

Mystical Stick · Post by **Mystical Stick** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 12:43 pm

Are you doing a 100% run?

Koeqepp · Post by **Koeqepp** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 6:02 pm

Lonk has made it to Termina. WOOT!

Mr. Mander wrote:I discover a Deku nut.

Now that I am one, it begs the question of where a Deku's Nut's are.

I laughed so very hard at that line. You are awesome.

Also If you need any help or tips on this game I can tell you just about anything as I've practically memorized the entire game and would be glad to be of assistance.

Darkin · Post by **Darkin** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 9:51 pm

Mr. Mander wrote: Also I can do this.

I am turtley enough for the turtle club now.

pfffffff
Tuuuuuurtle

Water · Post by **Water** » Mon Sep 20, 2010 11:07 pm

Mr. Mander wrote:

I discover a Deku nut.

Now that I am one, it begs the question of where a Deku's Nut's are.

Apparently, you have none.

Cori · Post by **Cori** » Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:50 am

Pfffflrrt hahaha

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Tue Sep 21, 2010 8:20 pm

Those ears.