Kinder Suprise Toys lacking in quality.

Unbalanced · Post by **Unbalanced** » Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:41 pm

Apparently Canada doesn't care about the children, because Kinder Eggs are all over here.

Null · Post by **Null** » Wed Apr 14, 2010 10:11 pm

Unbalanced wrote:Apparently Canada doesn't care about the children, because Kinder Eggs are all over here.

It is a harsh yet efficient filtering system.

Miss Starseed · Post by **Miss Starseed** » Wed Apr 14, 2010 10:40 pm

Canada only has a need for strong children, to survive our harsh, canadian winters.

The children who swallow too many marbles are fed to the mountain lions.

Unbalanced · Post by **Unbalanced** » Wed Apr 14, 2010 10:41 pm

Of course, upstanding members of society get it easy on the winter part. That's why there are so daisies many of us up here.

Tabarnaco · Post by **Tabarnaco** » Wed Apr 14, 2010 11:59 pm

It's because Canadian kids aren't as dumb.
:trollface:

SpaceCaptain · Post by **SpaceCaptain** » Thu Apr 15, 2010 12:26 am

Miss StarSeed wrote:Canada only has a need for strong children, to survive our harsh, Canadian winters.

The children who swallow too many marbles are fed to the mountain lions.

Confirmed.

If our children fail the Kinder Surprise test, we send them into the north to build massive igloos to our patron diety, William Shatner.

Tatzel · Post by **Tatzel** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 10:34 am

I love Kinder Surprise Eggs, occassionally me and Tuxedo Mask buy one.
I get all angry when I get a car, which happens a lot apparently.

But I agree, I liked the toys a lot more when I was small, nowadays they seem a bit loveless. My favorite toys back then and nowadays are the figures of either present movies in the cinema, or their series like dinosaurs, hippos or crocodiles.

Not to mention I love the chocolate from them.

WouldYouKindly · Post by **WouldYouKindly** » Fri Apr 16, 2010 10:39 am

oh man, every time me and my brother are in Spain, we buy these things called Kinder Joys, where you get this white chocolate mousse stuff and a spoon, and of course the toys, which are better than the ones you get in Surprises, and the best part was there was like a Ferrero Roche in the middle
it was ace

SpaceCaptain · Post by **SpaceCaptain** » Sat Apr 17, 2010 6:03 am

I WAS JUST IN SPAIN!

I never went to any supermarket though, all I found was a bunch of creepy mask shops and shoe stores.

Verom · Post by **Verom** » Sat Apr 17, 2010 8:37 am

I've never even heard of this company, but on the subject of toys, I've been seeing new version of bopit, when are they gonna get their heads out of their asses and re-release some god daisies rumble balls

Miss Starseed · Post by **Miss Starseed** » Sat Apr 17, 2010 8:47 am

Bopit as in that game that's like "TWIST IT! PULL IT! BOP IT! PASS IT!"?