You Are Likely to be Eaten by a Grue

Sloth · Post by **Sloth** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 4:07 am

> Plant acorn (whatever we decided to name it) on the moon

> Use your magic powers to terraform the moon's surface so (acorn) can survive.

betrippin · Post by **betrippin** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 4:18 am

> Make the tree grow watermelons.

SPACE WATERMELONS

Captain Narwhal · Post by **Captain Narwhal** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 4:36 am

Sloth wrote:> Name Grue Walter

>You decide to name your GRUE WALTER. You knew a WALTER once. He was a PRETTY COOL GUY. You wonder what WALTER is doing...

Alexandy13 wrote:>Land on a moon

>Play golf

>You, ZEUS, and YOUR WIVES land on the moon. Looking at the CRATERS about, you decide that, hey, they look like GIANT HOLES that are prefect for GOLFING. You spend the next several hours playing a rousing game of SPACE GOLF.

Sloth wrote:> Carve your name into the moon with a lazer

>You feel overcome with creativity. You use your GOD-POWERS to SPAWN a SPACE LASER and use it to carve your name into the LUNAR SATELLITE. It looks BEAUTIFUL. APHRODITE agrees.

Sloth wrote:> Plant acorn (whatever we decided to name it) on the moon

> Use your magic powers to terraform the moon's surface so (acorn) can survive.

>You remember BOX from so many PAGES before. You decide to DIG A HOLE and place BOX inside of it.
>You SNAP your FINGERS, and BOX grows into a BEAUTIFUL SPACE TREE filled with DELICIOUS ACORNS. DELICIOUS SPACE ACORNS.

betrippin wrote:> Make the tree grow watermelons.

SPACE WATERMELONS

>You decide that SPACE ACORNS aren't quite DELECTABLE enough for your REFINED SPACE PALLET, so you turn them into SPACE WATERMELONS. You have invented the WATERMELON TREE, and subsequently the SPACE WATERMELON SPACE TREE. Did I mention that you're in SPACE?

Shoolis wrote:>Look for alien gods to fight.

>Since you're in SPACE, you assume there must be ALIEN GODS for you to fight. As you look to your SPACE LEFT, you notice a strange SPACE TEMPLE.
>Exits are NORTH, SOUTH, LEFT, and SPACE SHIP

Shoolis · Post by **Shoolis** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 4:38 am

>Frolic LEFT

betrippin · Post by **betrippin** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 4:41 am

>make a hard SPACE RIGHT to the left

Sloth · Post by **Sloth** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 4:54 am

> Send Walter to go find some aliens

> Have intercourse with Aphrodite 2.o while golfing as you wait

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 4:56 am

build your own SPACE TEMPLE that completely ONE-UPS the other SPACE TEMPLE

betrippin · Post by **betrippin** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 4:58 am

Sloth wrote:> Send Walter to go find some aliens

> Have intercourse with Aphrodite 2.o while golfing as you wait

>or hit Aphrodite 2.o with a golf club and have intercourse with a golf ball

Sloth · Post by **Sloth** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 4:59 am

betrippin wrote:
Sloth wrote:> Send Walter to go find some aliens

> Have intercourse with Aphrodite 2.o while golfing as you wait
>or hit Aphrodite 2.o with a golf club and have intercourse with a golf ball

>Whichever works

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 5:02 am

Sloth wrote:
betrippin wrote:
Sloth wrote:> Send Walter to go find some aliens

> Have intercourse with Aphrodite 2.o while golfing as you wait
>or hit Aphrodite 2.o with a golf club and have intercourse with a golf ball
>Whichever works

>As long as you are still badass.

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 5:04 am

>Declare Space Temple to be part of your new Space Minigolf course.

betrippin · Post by **betrippin** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 5:04 am

Alexandy13 wrote:
Sloth wrote:
betrippin wrote: >or hit Aphrodite 2.o with a golf club and have intercourse with a golf ball
>Whichever works
>As long as you are still badass.

> Do it in a very Hard-boiled*badass/awesome to the power of wickedness manner

Captain Narwhal · Post by **Captain Narwhal** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 5:26 am

Shoolis wrote:>Frolic LEFT

>You and ZEUS lock SPACE ARMS and SPACE FROLIC LIKE pop flyin' SPACE SCHOOLGIRLS.

betrippin wrote:
Alexandy13 wrote:
Sloth wrote: >Whichever works
>As long as you are still badass.
> Do it in a very Hard-boiled*badass/awesome to the power of wickedness manner

>However, you soon DISENGAGE your SPACE FROLIC for you are feeling RELATIVELY SPACE HORNY. You command WALTER to investigate the SPACE TEMPLE so that you and APHRODITE might perform INTERCOURSE.
>As ZEUS and his APHRODITE play SPACE GOLF, however, APHRODITE loses control of her SPACE CLUB and SPACE GOLF BALL. Her SPACE CLUB hits APHRODITE on the SPACE SKULL. She is KO'D. You are now having a SPACE THREESOME with APHRODITE and the SPACE GOLF BALL.
>The SPACE THREESOME is so BADASS that APHRODITE is no longer KO'D. Yay.

Fooflyer wrote:build your own SPACE TEMPLE that completely ONE-UPS the other SPACE TEMPLE

>After you once again SPACE SATISFY your SPACE WIFE, you decide that the SPACE TEMPLE is pretty cool. Outraged that you do not have one, you CONSTRUCT your own SUPER SPACE TEMPLE. The SPACE ARCHITECT of the ORIGINAL SPACE TEMPLE has now fallen into a DEEP SPACE DEPRESSION, and will likely DRINK AWAY HIS SPACE SORROWS at the SPACE BAR, return to his SPACE HOUSE and SPACE ABUSE his SPACE WIFE. He will be SPACE TRIED for SPACE DOMESTIC ABUSE, and will serve 80 SPACE YEARS in SPACE JAIL. SPACE.

Mr. Mander wrote:>Declare Space Temple to be part of your new Space Minigolf course.

>To hasten the SPACE ARCHITECT'S DOWNWARD SPIRAL, you declare his SPACE TEMPLE to be part of your new SPACE MINIGOLF COURSE. You feel good about yourself.

>You ponder if you should continue adding SPACE before everything.

Sloth · Post by **Sloth** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 5:28 am

> Eat some watermelon

> Find a foe to fight

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Sat Apr 10, 2010 5:42 am

lead an expeditionary team throughout the space catacombs of space moon