> take back your stuff for the crazy old guy
> sacrifice crazy old guy to elder god (perferiably Zues, but any is good)
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Darkin wrote:> Disregard the above
> Fuck bitches
> make cheddar by filming the above action
Edit: THERE, pop flyin' YOU NAZIS?
How about no.
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>You attempt to take back your THINGS from the CRAZY OLD MAN. However, it APPEARS that his CRAZY OLD MAN POCKETS are just as FULL as your own POCKETS.Darkin wrote:> take back your stuff for the crazy old guy
> sacrifice crazy old guy to elder god (perferiably Zues, but any is good)
>You BEGIN to SACRIFICE the CRAZY OLD MAN to the ELDER GODS, when you REMEMBER that SUMMONING is IMPOSSIBLE.
>You perform a BADASS BACKFLIP to your COMPANIONS, and HEADBUTT each of them UNTIL they AWAKEN.Alexandy13 wrote:>Wake companions.
>Do so in a badass manner
>Strike a randomly badass pose.
>The THREE of you POSE AS A TEAM, CUZ SHIT JUST GOT REAL.
>You COMMAND TED, SUSAN, and SUSAN to go RUMMAGE for FOOD, so that you might FLIRT with ALICE.Sloth wrote:> Send your Badgers off to find food
> Get to know ALICE
>You ask ALICE a GREAT MANY QUESTIONS, and learn plenty of her PERSONAL LIFE. APPARENTLY, her PARENTS DIED when she was YOUNG, and she VOWED to do WHATEVER IT TOOK to KILL those RESPONSIBLE.
>During her JOURNEYS, she was BITTEN by a RADIOACTIVE BEE, and she now has the SUPER POWER to CONTROL BEES. You MAKE A MENTAL NOTE to NEVER PISS HER OFF.
>You add "LEARN THE WAY OF THE NINJA" to your LIFE GOAL LIST.Alexandy13 wrote::3
>Make "Learn the way of the ninja" as one of your goals
>Ask old man for anything useful as a trade for his eyes
>You APPROACH the CRAZY OLD MAN, and ask if he has ANY ITEMS that are WORTH his EYEBALLS. He SCREAMS IN PAIN, and TELLS you that NOTHING IS WORTH HIS ABILITY TO SEE. You HUMBLY DISAGREE, as there must be PLENTY OF THINGS that are worth TWO CRAZY OLD MAN EYES.
>You don't have the FIRST AID skill. You are a BERSERKER, dumbass.Sloth wrote:> Feel bad for attacking the old man
> Perform First Aid on him
>You think you MIGHT BE GOING CRAZY, as one of your MANY VOICES just SUGGESTED what has to be the MOST GOD-AWFUL ACTION EVER SUGGESTED EVER. You CONSIDER DISREGARDING Darkin's POSTS again if he MESSES UP ONCE MORE. You tell this VOICE that he is ON THIN ICE, MISTER.Squigzog wrote:...wut?Darkin wrote:> Disrigard the above
> Fuck bitches
> make cheddar by filming the above action
I think you mean disregard.
>No wait those last two were retarded.
>You lack the required INTELLIGENCE STAT to SCIENCETECH. Perhaps ALICE does?Falconer Lombard wrote:>Sciencetech
>Disection
>Antelope
>Robtic Antelope
>Search for fusion heart
>To power fusion torch space ship
>There is a PARROT. It looks rather STIFF, so you poke it. TURNS OUT that it was DEAD. Go figure.Darkin wrote:> look inside tent
>Deciding that you are DONE HERE, you begin to HEAD NORTH. You assume that the BADGER TRIO will MAGICALLY FIND YOU SOMEHOW.WrathAngerfist wrote:> Go North
>You are now in front of a GIANT CHURCH. It seems to be MISSING a CHURCH BELL, and there are THREE MONKS in front of it. Exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and PUNCH.
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