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WrathAngerfist
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Captain Narwhal
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(lol sorry guys, i jsut got Phoenix WRIGHT for the first time. It's so daisies addicting >.<)
>ZOM-TOS uses MOAN. Nothing happens.
>It is now YOUR TURN
>Well, fuck.Snarf wrote:>Cast sleep
>Cast poison
>Cast mini
>Cast Toad
>Cast zombie
>Realize your mistakes
>Since you have nothing else to lose, you decide, "Why the hell not." Using the SPACE GRAVITY, or lack thereof, you LAUNCH yourself forward, and land atop KRATOS' DELICIOUS SKULL. Using your GOD-JAWS, you tear off the top of his KRATOS HEAD. You are about to eat his BRAINS, when you remember that you cast ZOMBIE. He has no more BRAINS. daisies.Fooflyer wrote:bite open kratos' skull and suck out his tasty brains
>Angered, you decide to let ZOM-TOS know that he is ADOPTED. He cries ZOMBIE TEARS.Yoshi wrote:>Inform Kratos that he is adopted
>You and your BROS simultaneously share a very ENTHUSIASTIC "Ohh snaaaaaap" to rub in the INGENIOUS INSULT.Deiphobus wrote:>say "ohh snap!"
>The next 30 seconds are spent insulting ZOM-TOS' MOTHER. He can ake no COMEBACKS, however, as he is a ZOMBIE.WrathAngerfist wrote:>Challenge him to a yo momma battle
>ZOM-TOS uses MOAN. Nothing happens.
>It is now YOUR TURN
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Mr. Mander
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Captain Narwhal
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Mr. Mander wrote:>Summon Hat of Loyalty.
> Affix hat to Zomtos's head, rendering him a member of your team.
>Snapping your fingers, you summon a HAT OF LOYALTY, and affix to ZOM-TOS' HEAD. ZOM-TOS is now one of your BROS, a veritable ZOM-BRO.Fooflyer wrote:have zom tos join your party of bros
>Reaching into HAMMERSPACE, you PROCURE one BADASS REVOLVER for your PARTY OF BROS, and create a ZOMBIE HORDE. The next THREE HOURS are filled with MINDLESS SPACE-ZOMBIE KILLING.Alexandy13 wrote:>Pull revolver out of thin air.
>Make zombies.
>Kill them all.
>You are now BORED.
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Captain Narwhal
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(The entire town's internet was dead pretty much all day. Oh, and Phoenix Wright, too. Sorry again. I hope you guys can forgive me D=)
>You find yourself in a BORING APARTMENT COMPLEX. To your LEFT is your LIVING AREA, to your RIGHT is your KITCHEN/BATHROOM. EXITS are SOUTH.
>You do that.Alexandy13 wrote:>Produce bigger zombies
>Produce badass grenade launcher
>Continue previous activity
>You head to EARTH., and TRANSFER your GOD-POWERS to ZEUS. you tell him "Later!" and you both share an EPIC GOD-FIST-BUMP which shatters the SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM for a TEMPORARY PERIOD OF TIME.Snarf wrote:>Go to earth first.Fooflyer wrote:strip yourself of your limitless power because then there's no challenge
>Then do that.
>Give it back to Zeus.
>Say later bro!
>Epic Fist Bump
>Your HOT WIFE, BOX, WALTER, and ZOM-BRO are still in your PARTY. JACKIE CHAN, BRUCE LEE, and CHUCK NORRIS all go with ZEUS.Sloth wrote:> Keep Aphrodite 2.o, Box, Walter, and zom bro in your party though
>You whip out your SUPER GAME STATION 3000 and pop in REALITY v0.83.Deiphobus wrote:>play reality v0.83
>You find yourself in a BORING APARTMENT COMPLEX. To your LEFT is your LIVING AREA, to your RIGHT is your KITCHEN/BATHROOM. EXITS are SOUTH.
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