Wow, I'm short!
No really, Professor Oak is like a giant compared to me. Did you see how tall he was? I hope he doesn't crush my house.
I only just started existing, give me a break mum!
I don't see what that has to do with anything. In fact, I don't feel like an adventure.
Yessss
Yessss
Actually, no.
THERE IS A WORLD OUT THERE
A WORLD FULL OF POSSIBILITY
AND SMALL RODENTS
I CAN'T WAIT
Hm.
I guess there's no possibility. Or rodents.
NOPE WAIT THERE'S A RODENT
It's probably distracting me so that that creepy douchey-looking guy in the corner can mug me of my belongings. NOPE TOO BAD I'M ON TO HIM
!
!
This game is home to a lot of exclamation points.
AND THEN THE RODENT LEFT ME ALONE. That wasn't even exciting at all. This world sucks.
LATER, AT THE LAB
It's clean in here. Really clean. Like, some kind of surgery.
Maybe I can change the gender after all
HOW
I ONLY JUST STARTED EXISTING
NO? THERE'S BEEN ABSOLUTELY NO MENTION OF THIS AT ALL SO FAR
NOT EVEN THAT RODENT WAS IN A POKEBALL
What are you getting at
WHAT
How on earth did you make that jump from "We used to walk with our pokemon~" to "I'm giving you one"?
I don't even
Alright, so I'll just
Um, can't it wait? I thought you were
Um, Professor Elm?
Cool. So about those Cockfighting Society
Cool story bro. Now what about my
YES
Cockfighting Society ARE REAL
AMAZING DISCOVERY 10 STARS YOUR EDUCATION REALLY PAYS FOR ITSELF
Finally
