You wake up in a box... (Updated: Monday, March 1st)

[Squigzog]

>drop kick a skeleton

[Odds]

>stare dumbfounded

[Paranoid Android]

(To people like Paranoid Android who are afraid of joining The Adventure midway; don't be. I won't make fun of you, especially if you have a good command to suggest. Especially if you enjoy it enough to read the whole thing, I definitely want you to participate)

>Take one of the bones and recite an ancient incantation

OR

>give them a proper burial out of pity

[Decker]

>Seeing the skeletons has terrified you into starving here yourself.

>Wait for the fire to die down in the other room and pick up bits of meat from the 'cooked' bodies. Add to inventory

[Alexandy13]

> Examine skeletons

or

> Go grave-robbing.

[Karilyn]

>stare dumbfounded

You stare at the skeletons, not quite afraid or upset anymore after what has already happened to you, but definitely uncomfortable with their presence. In the flickering light, they seem to be smiling, jeering at you. You can almost hear their bones clattering as they laugh at you, because they secretly know that you will be joining them soon.

>drop kick a skeleton

You are upset and stressed out. I mean seriously, did you ask for all this? You woke up in a box, tumbled down a mountain. Stumbled and cut yourself in the dark, and ran away from a rampaging fire. And now some skeletons are trying make fun of you?

What do they have to make fun of you about? They are dead, and you aren't.

You take out your frustration on the skeletons for the laughter you hear in your head. You walk over to it, and kick it. Age has taken it's toll, and the skeleton shatters; bits and pieces fly across the room clattering loud against the stone.

You yelp and fall backwards in surprise. You don't know what you were expecting to happen by kicking a skeleton, but yeah... that shot your nerves.

>Take one of the bones and recite an ancient incantation. give them a proper burial out of pity

You feel sorry for the skeletons and what you did to the one skeleton. You want to give them a burial, but the ground is solid stone, and you have no way of doing so.

You want to pick up a bone and keep it as a good luck charm. You figure those things can do wonders for you. You add An Oversized Femur to your inventory, and feel a little bit luckier.

Your luck increases by 2 points

>Seeing the skeletons has terrified you into starving here yourself.
>Wait for the fire to die down in the other room and pick up bits of meat from the 'cooked' bodies. Add to inventory

You are deeply afraid of starving to death now, and finding yourself joining these three. But now that you think about it, you still aren't hungry for some reason.

You decide to go into the box pyramid cavern and picking up pieces of the bodies to carry with you as a last resort food source. You try and open the door, but the doorknob is extremely hot to the touch and you burn your hand. Goddamnit.

HP: 87%
FR: 97%
SM: 91%

It doesn't look like the fire will be dying down anytime soon; it could very well go on for days. Maybe you can come back later? There's a door on the other end of The Stone Hallway.

> Examine skeletons/Go grave-robbing.

You examine the bodies. There doesn't seem to be anything of note on them. They are all wearing the now-familiar jumpsuit, and have the same guns, knives, and boots on their bodies.

Upon closer examination, it seems like two of them were killed by the one you had kicked. They both have a knife lodged between their ribs, in what was apparently a fatal stabbing.

You find a Pair of Probably Useless Keys on one of the bodies. They probably belong to the guy's car. They are probably not going to help you.

INVENTORY
Five (1) Handguns of Unknown Make and Model
74 (74) Bullets
One (1) Little Susie (Knife)
Four (4) Knives
One (1) Torn Utilitarian Jumpsuit
Four (4) Utilitarian Jumpsuits
Five (5) Pairs of Stylish Boots
One (1) Oversized Femur
One (1) Pair of Probably Useless Keys

>

[Paranoid Android]

>Just... walk

[Squigzog]

Look for signs of life

[Decker]

>Use the door at the other end of the hallway.



I mean come on guys it was pretty heavily hinted at

[Karilyn]

I mean come on guys it was pretty heavily hinted at

(Well uh, yeah. But that doesn't mean you can't have fun with the skeletons before you leave.

And by "fun" I mean sex. And by "skeletons" I mean boners. And by "before you leave" I mean "before you cum".)

[Palenque]

I mean come on guys it was pretty heavily hinted at

(Well uh, yeah. But that doesn't mean you can't have fun with the skeletons before you leave.

And by "fun" I mean sex. And by "skeletons" I mean boners. And by "before you leave" I mean "before you cum".)

AUGH
>WALK OUT DOOR VERY FAST BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO DO ANY OF THIS STUFF

[hotb]

But, but, but... Bet you can't eat just one!?

[Paranoid Android]

But, but, but... Bet you can't eat just one!?

I LOST SO HARD

[Palenque]

But, but, but... Bet you can't eat just one!?

NO
NOT EVEN ONE

[Karilyn]

AUGH
>WALK OUT DOOR VERY FAST BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO DO ANY OF THIS STUFF

(Are you really really sure you want to go through the door? After all, who knows what could be on the other side.

I mean there could be anything. There could even be a room full of molten magma, and that door is the only thing between you and certain death.)