You wake up in a box... (Updated: Monday, March 1st)
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gigoergong
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((Jeeze, it takes me forever to think up a response to some of the more ridiculous commands))
>Aww, that's sweet.
Yeah, it really is sweet. Even though the experiment was a failure, The Master promised Princess that he would to take care of her, and always think of her as his daughter, no matter what.
>Tell me what would happen if Pinocchio said "My nose will grow now!"
Ran out of questions and trying to grant me my death already? It was a good try mate, but members of The Master's Race were built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones. Thanks anyway though.
>So basically it's like Bioshock
I'm sorry, I don't know how to So basically it's like Bioshock.
>How exactly do you what to be killed?
Even though my body was horribly mangled, the soldiers managed not to damage my brain circuitry, so I've been trapped like this for months. If you peel back the skin on my upper back, you'll find a panel that can be removed, and will give you access to my central mental hardware. Just smash everything inside.
>Ask him if he might tell you how it feels to die, when he does die, of course
I would think it would feel a lot like how it felt when I woke up with this body, except, ya know... without the waking up part.
>"Would you like to donate blood to the Red Cross before you die?"
This is all just a big joke to you isn't it?
>where are the weapons
We uh, aren't well armed. The military personal had lots of weaponry that they used during the assault. I sure you could probably salvage some from their bodies. But the uh, Narrator doesn't know a whole lot about guns, and was trying keep The Master Race's knowledge combat primarily in super-human organic-type skills.... so to speak. Forth Wall is my bitch.
>I suppose I got my firearm from a dead solider then.
Well, The Master did not like weapons and violence. He felt that if he was to bring Utopia to the surface world, he would have to each people how to live without violence. But The Master also realized that the military was planning an assault, and he regrettably supplied us with firearms, in hopes that we would be able to fend them off. Firearms were not enough to save our mission, we lacked the combat training and numbers of the surface dwellers. My only hope now is that somehow our holy mission will be able somehow continue and reform in spite of this defeat.
>I can see why people would be afraid, but why bother us? I mean, we're underground, we're not hurting anyone.
Propaganda, lies, hatred, fear. The leaders in power wanted the surface dwellers to believe what people needed to believe in order to hate us. That we were monsters. That we were a cult. That we wanted to conquer them. The leaders wanted to stop us, because we were a threat to their power; a utopian society has no upper class, no lower class, no leaders pulling puppet strings. And the surface dwellers believed their puppet-masters, and demanded that war be declared on The Master's Race.
>Wanna play 20 questions?
I suppose we could, but if my count is right, haven't you asked 14 questions already? I suppose the exact count depends on whether you classify some of this conversation as questions or statements.
>Aww, that's sweet.
Yeah, it really is sweet. Even though the experiment was a failure, The Master promised Princess that he would to take care of her, and always think of her as his daughter, no matter what.
>Tell me what would happen if Pinocchio said "My nose will grow now!"
Ran out of questions and trying to grant me my death already? It was a good try mate, but members of The Master's Race were built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones. Thanks anyway though.
>So basically it's like Bioshock
I'm sorry, I don't know how to So basically it's like Bioshock.
>How exactly do you what to be killed?
Even though my body was horribly mangled, the soldiers managed not to damage my brain circuitry, so I've been trapped like this for months. If you peel back the skin on my upper back, you'll find a panel that can be removed, and will give you access to my central mental hardware. Just smash everything inside.
>Ask him if he might tell you how it feels to die, when he does die, of course
I would think it would feel a lot like how it felt when I woke up with this body, except, ya know... without the waking up part.
>"Would you like to donate blood to the Red Cross before you die?"
This is all just a big joke to you isn't it?
>where are the weapons
We uh, aren't well armed. The military personal had lots of weaponry that they used during the assault. I sure you could probably salvage some from their bodies. But the uh, Narrator doesn't know a whole lot about guns, and was trying keep The Master Race's knowledge combat primarily in super-human organic-type skills.... so to speak. Forth Wall is my bitch.
>I suppose I got my firearm from a dead solider then.
Well, The Master did not like weapons and violence. He felt that if he was to bring Utopia to the surface world, he would have to each people how to live without violence. But The Master also realized that the military was planning an assault, and he regrettably supplied us with firearms, in hopes that we would be able to fend them off. Firearms were not enough to save our mission, we lacked the combat training and numbers of the surface dwellers. My only hope now is that somehow our holy mission will be able somehow continue and reform in spite of this defeat.
>I can see why people would be afraid, but why bother us? I mean, we're underground, we're not hurting anyone.
Propaganda, lies, hatred, fear. The leaders in power wanted the surface dwellers to believe what people needed to believe in order to hate us. That we were monsters. That we were a cult. That we wanted to conquer them. The leaders wanted to stop us, because we were a threat to their power; a utopian society has no upper class, no lower class, no leaders pulling puppet strings. And the surface dwellers believed their puppet-masters, and demanded that war be declared on The Master's Race.
>Wanna play 20 questions?
I suppose we could, but if my count is right, haven't you asked 14 questions already? I suppose the exact count depends on whether you classify some of this conversation as questions or statements.
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Alexandy13
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>Touche dieing man whose name remains a mystery.
>What happened after the military assault? They still around here? <_< >_>
>You think I could continue the Master's work?
>You think we could fix you with some of the animal bits around here? (Join Party)
>What happened after the military assault? They still around here? <_< >_>
>You think I could continue the Master's work?
>You think we could fix you with some of the animal bits around here? (Join Party)
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