"From its beginning in 1919, Yugoslavia had been an artificial creation. The peace treaties at the end of World War I combined Serbs, Croats,and Slovenes into a new south Slave state called Yugoslavia (known until 1929 as the Kingdom of the Slavs, Croats, And Slovenes). After World War II, the dictatorial Marshal Tito had managed to hold the six republics and two autonomous provinces that constituted Yugoslavia together."
-Western Civilization, Jackson J. Spielvogel
GRAB THE BOOK NEAREST TO YOU.
"You, the mothers, who sent their sons from far away countries ...
Wipe away your tears.
Your sons are now lying in our bosom and are in peace.
After having lost their lives on this land, they have
Become our sons as well."
-Soldier Boy
Wipe away your tears.
Your sons are now lying in our bosom and are in peace.
After having lost their lives on this land, they have
Become our sons as well."
-Soldier Boy
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A man is shaving with a straight-edged razor when the razor drops out of his hands and lops off his penis. He gathers it up, stuffs it in his pocket, rushes outside and hails a cab, telling the driver to get him to the emergency room fast.
There he tells the surgeon what happened and the surgeon says, "We'll have to work quickly. Give it to me."
The man reaches into his pocket and deposits its contents into the surgeon's hand.
"But this is a cigar," says the surgeon, "not a penis!"
And the man says, "Oh, my God, I must have smoked it in the cab." - from, Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar... Understanding Philosophy Through Jokes.
There he tells the surgeon what happened and the surgeon says, "We'll have to work quickly. Give it to me."
The man reaches into his pocket and deposits its contents into the surgeon's hand.
"But this is a cigar," says the surgeon, "not a penis!"
And the man says, "Oh, my God, I must have smoked it in the cab." - from, Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar... Understanding Philosophy Through Jokes.
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