Uncle Dimm's Storytime Extravaganza

Xabyrn · Post by **Xabyrn** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:48 am

I must attend this wedding, Torizo.

Hell, I'll do your wedding video. I could do it Michael Bay style if you wanted.

BACKLIGHTING EVERYWHERE

Torizo · Post by **Torizo** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:48 am

Actually, that wouldn't be a bad idea. MAKE A MOVIE OUT OF IT.

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:51 am

I can write the script.

Would you like the ninjas before or after the wedding cake.

Deiphobus · Post by **Deiphobus** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:52 am

ninjas in the wedding cake.

no do not say the cake is a lie

BANANA · Post by **BANANA** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:53 am

DUN

DUN DUN DUN

*deep sexy chocolate voice*

"ONE MAN."

"ONE WOMAN."

"ONE CHANCE

TO SET THINGS RIGHT."

*huge explosion*

"WITH QUENTIN TARTINTINO AS DIMM

AND MEGAN FOX AS TORIZO"

Chhhhhhhhhuuuggghh

Haaaaaaaaaa

"IN... METROID WEDDING"

Xabyrn · Post by **Xabyrn** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:53 am

Here's the pitch:

METROID WEDDING: LOVE IS A CHARGE BEAM

It's the story of a man and a woman having a wedding. It is Metroid themed.

Unfortunately, their Metoird-shaped cake becomes real. One of the bridesmaids is eaten.

Suddenly, Torizo's Varia Wedding suit turns out to be real. So she defeats the Metoid, grabs Dimm under one of her arms, and flies off to have a honeymoon on Brinstar.

Also, there will be a scene where she rolls into the Morph Ball and bowls through the people doing the Electric Slide at the reception.

GREENLIT!!!

Sammich Monster · Post by **Sammich Monster** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:53 am

The lie is a cake.

Sloth · Post by **Sloth** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:53 am

Just have the ninja's be your waiters during the reception.

That would be kick-booty man

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:54 am

And the presider would be Optimus Priest.

Torizo · Post by **Torizo** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:54 am

BANANA wrote:AND MEGAN FOX AS TORIZO

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU RAAAAAAAAAAEG.

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:55 am

Torizo strikes me as Amanda Bynes

Tatzel · Post by **Tatzel** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:55 am

I wonder which role I could play there. I'm not sure if I fit into an action movie XD

Xabyrn · Post by **Xabyrn** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:55 am

Sanchez will be the ring bearer. He will have a little sash with the ring pillow on his lil' Metroid head.

Shoolis · Post by **Shoolis** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:55 am

BANANA wrote:MOVIE PITCH"

I Imagined the movie guy's voice narrating this.
TOP SCORE.

Torizo · Post by **Torizo** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:55 am

Mr. Mander wrote:Torizo strikes me as Amanda Bynes

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUU STOP MAKING ME RAEG.