Uncle Dimm's Storytime Extravaganza

Palenque · Post by **Palenque** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:08 am

Torizo wrote:I don't want to die on my wedding day, thankyouverymuch.

THEN YOU SHALL NOT

Here, take this!

Tall-Hatted Yanimae · Post by **Tall-Hatted Yanimae** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:09 am

Tatzel wrote:If the wedding wouldn't look like this, I would be dissappoint

I LOVE THAT VIDEO
THAT IS GOING TO BE MY WEDDING I SWEAR TO GOD

Torizo · Post by **Torizo** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:09 am

Nah, at our wedding I'd show up in the Varia Suit and then take it off and become Wedding Suit Torizo.

Dimm · Post by **Dimm** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:11 am

If anyone's curious about what my beast of a bike looks like...

Torizo · Post by **Torizo** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:12 am

Dimm wrote:almost killed me

Goddommot stop saying that.

Tall-Hatted Yanimae · Post by **Tall-Hatted Yanimae** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:12 am

I'm slightly surprised at it's size but daisies man I can't imagine riding that in all the rain you endured.

Blessed child you are

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:12 am

That there is a manly bike.

Sloth · Post by **Sloth** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:14 am

See, thats how weddings should be. A celebration, not just a formality.

Dimm · Post by **Dimm** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:15 am

Torizo wrote:Nah, at our wedding I'd show up in the Varia Suit and then take it off and become Wedding Suit Torizo.

Oh baby. Let me write that one down.

Also, for comparison. Here is my first bike that won't go above 50mph without shaking violently (200cc vs 1000cc engines)

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:30 am

Your bike is a fucking beast.

Also thank you for not dying.

Deiphobus · Post by **Deiphobus** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:33 am

now i'm waiting for part 2: revenge of the weathermen!

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:39 am

I think it should be revenge ON the weathermen.

Dimm goes on a manly rampage through the meteorological center.

Dreilex · Post by **Dreilex** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:46 am

Mr. Mander wrote:I think it should be revenge ON the weathermen.

Dimm goes on a manly rampage through the meteorological center.

Hasn't everyone with a schedule outside of their home done that already?

Dimm · Post by **Dimm** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:49 am

Oh there's more stories to come. I just didn't want to flood everyone at first.

Also that took quite a while to write. So maybe a different story every day?

STORY EXTRAVAGANZA 2: STORY HARDER

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 2:51 am

This thread makes me a very pop flyin' Mander.

I look forward to tomorrow.