But Noctowl will help you murder ghost-types...
And it flies.
Let's Play Pokemon ShinyGold!
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Noctowl doesn't learn a Psychic move until level 41. :C But, I'll keep him for now. Need some testosterone in the party. That way we never have to pull over and ask for directions!
Welcome to the team, dude! *owl highfive*
Yeah I don't know how we did that either.
Strange. This guy is just staring off into space.
You should try moving around a little.
I'll have you know I am transforming into a demon as we speak
GO FOR THE EYES, SCOUT!
Wat.
BONK BONK BONK BONK
Well would ya looky that.
Yay?
I don't think it was your lack of pokemon, I think it was your lack of skills.
THAT WAS NOT IN MY CONTRACT.
Hahahahaha no.
Hmmmm.
He got in a lucky critical that bastard
FLORE, I NEED YOU!
Wh-why is he laughing...
STOP LAUGHING AT ME
>:0
Pokemon Center!
Short montage!
ANT-EEE-DOTE!
Another ball for my stock of balls!
Oh well since you asked...
Snerrrrrrrrrrk.
I HATE WEEDLE. SO MUCH.
I got down on my hands and knees.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I screamed to the heavens, pounding my fists on the cold hard asphalt. "WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE THIS WAY!? IT WAS ALL MY FAULT!"
Why didn't I use my antidote? I... uh... forgot about it. And why didn't I go into the Pokemon Center? I was speeding it up a bit and I overshot the distance. Scout wouldn't have made it, anyway.
I sure did get some funny looks from the bystanders, though.
Depositing my more useless pokemon in my box, I made my way down with ball in hand to catch even more useless pokemon.
Welcome to the team, dude! *owl highfive*
Yeah I don't know how we did that either.
Strange. This guy is just staring off into space.
You should try moving around a little.
I'll have you know I am transforming into a demon as we speak
GO FOR THE EYES, SCOUT!
Wat.
BONK BONK BONK BONK
Well would ya looky that.
Yay?
I don't think it was your lack of pokemon, I think it was your lack of skills.
THAT WAS NOT IN MY CONTRACT.
Hahahahaha no.
Hmmmm.
He got in a lucky critical that bastard
FLORE, I NEED YOU!
Wh-why is he laughing...
STOP LAUGHING AT ME
>:0
Pokemon Center!
Short montage!
ANT-EEE-DOTE!
Another ball for my stock of balls!
Oh well since you asked...
Snerrrrrrrrrrk.
I HATE WEEDLE. SO MUCH.
I got down on my hands and knees.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I screamed to the heavens, pounding my fists on the cold hard asphalt. "WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE THIS WAY!? IT WAS ALL MY FAULT!"
Why didn't I use my antidote? I... uh... forgot about it. And why didn't I go into the Pokemon Center? I was speeding it up a bit and I overshot the distance. Scout wouldn't have made it, anyway.
I sure did get some funny looks from the bystanders, though.
Depositing my more useless pokemon in my box, I made my way down with ball in hand to catch even more useless pokemon.
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This update: Sprouts, sprouts, and more sprouts! Tune in to find out what the deal is! Also, we catch a few more Pokemon.
SPOON MAN! Save me with your spoon hands!
Or don't considering you are neither a man nor the proud owner of spoon hands.
I didn't intend to do mindless grinding but they wouldn't let me run from most of these battles :C So I fought them off
You guys didn't come up with a name for it, so... I did it myself. :I
Go Teen Titans!
Ah, a place of enlightenment. Perhaps it will "shed some light" on my current situation. Not bodaciously because I would shrivel and burn up.
An old man challenges me to a battle. Unwilling to decline, I send out Sibbons.
It's pretty obvious what the outcome of this match-up was
:awesome:
We continued onward, determined to fight each and every one of these sages.
Guard over what? The bellsprout? If you want to protect them you should stop using them in battle.
Stop changing the subject >:L
Bellsprout!
Bellsprout went down.
You're... welcome?
:V
I have no time for this foolishness!
We proceed to thrash his pathetic pokemon, the one known only as "Bellsprout."
Yaaaaay
...They're gentle movements. You shouldn't use them for battle.
On the way over, we ran into this guy!
And I readied my ball.
I knew gastly couldn't do any damage to Sibbons, so I waited it out.
Welcome to the team, Crowley!
...Bashful? I, uh, what.
I'll... enlighten... you, old man! To the awesomeness that is Mr. Crowley!
Mr. Crowley, won't you ride my white horse?
Mr. Crowley, it's symbolic of course
Approaching a time that is classic
I hear that maiden's call
Approaching a time that is drastic
Standing with their backs to the wall
Woah I... Wait, two levels? Sweeeeeeet.
Hmmmmmm.
Osnap.
Okay! :V
Don't you people have anything better than bellsprout?
It appears I spoke too soon.
Bonk!
YAY SCOUT!
I may need him for this next battle.
And I... Holy shit is that Dio?
HI DIO! I still hate you.
No, they're fluffy and cuddly and- Er, I mean... They're awesome and rad and kickass. Yeahhhhh.
You didn't hear that.
Hey, you might give him a heart attack. Be careful.
Aw, how cute. You're admitting I'm better than you.
I don't "babble" about being nice to pokemon... I don't say anything... No shut up stop looking at me like that Scout
YOU CAN'T HAVE MINE.
I'll make you eat those words! And the floor!
Wait where are you going :<
But I wanted to make him eat his words...
Cut the chit-chat, I need to dedemonify myself.
YEAAAAHHHHHHHH!
You people and your bellsprout.
D: SWITCH OUT!
I spammed Spite until Mr. Crowley fainted :C
Your fate is imminent!
Bonk'd.
Hey guys, what happened to the last bellsprout to fight Sibbons?
That's right: It was bodily tackled until it was paralyzed from the neck down.
The same thing happened here.
Victory dance! Unts unts-
What do you mean not here?
Shame? What's that?
Welp.
SPOON MAN! Save me with your spoon hands!
Or don't considering you are neither a man nor the proud owner of spoon hands.
I didn't intend to do mindless grinding but they wouldn't let me run from most of these battles :C So I fought them off
You guys didn't come up with a name for it, so... I did it myself. :I
Go Teen Titans!
Ah, a place of enlightenment. Perhaps it will "shed some light" on my current situation. Not bodaciously because I would shrivel and burn up.
An old man challenges me to a battle. Unwilling to decline, I send out Sibbons.
It's pretty obvious what the outcome of this match-up was
:awesome:
We continued onward, determined to fight each and every one of these sages.
Guard over what? The bellsprout? If you want to protect them you should stop using them in battle.
Stop changing the subject >:L
Bellsprout!
Bellsprout went down.
You're... welcome?
:V
I have no time for this foolishness!
We proceed to thrash his pathetic pokemon, the one known only as "Bellsprout."
Yaaaaay
...They're gentle movements. You shouldn't use them for battle.
On the way over, we ran into this guy!
And I readied my ball.
I knew gastly couldn't do any damage to Sibbons, so I waited it out.
Welcome to the team, Crowley!
...Bashful? I, uh, what.
I'll... enlighten... you, old man! To the awesomeness that is Mr. Crowley!
Mr. Crowley, won't you ride my white horse?
Mr. Crowley, it's symbolic of course
Approaching a time that is classic
I hear that maiden's call
Approaching a time that is drastic
Standing with their backs to the wall
Woah I... Wait, two levels? Sweeeeeeet.
Hmmmmmm.
Osnap.
Okay! :V
Don't you people have anything better than bellsprout?
It appears I spoke too soon.
Bonk!
YAY SCOUT!
I may need him for this next battle.
And I... Holy shit is that Dio?
HI DIO! I still hate you.
No, they're fluffy and cuddly and- Er, I mean... They're awesome and rad and kickass. Yeahhhhh.
You didn't hear that.
Hey, you might give him a heart attack. Be careful.
Aw, how cute. You're admitting I'm better than you.
I don't "babble" about being nice to pokemon... I don't say anything... No shut up stop looking at me like that Scout
YOU CAN'T HAVE MINE.
I'll make you eat those words! And the floor!
Wait where are you going :<
But I wanted to make him eat his words...
Cut the chit-chat, I need to dedemonify myself.
YEAAAAHHHHHHHH!
You people and your bellsprout.
D: SWITCH OUT!
I spammed Spite until Mr. Crowley fainted :C
Your fate is imminent!
Bonk'd.
Hey guys, what happened to the last bellsprout to fight Sibbons?
That's right: It was bodily tackled until it was paralyzed from the neck down.
The same thing happened here.
Victory dance! Unts unts-
What do you mean not here?
Shame? What's that?
Welp.
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I intended to make this update a small one, but then Earl kidnapped me and... yeah.
IN THIS UPDATE: ....Shenanigans. We run around Violet City.
Well, now what do we do?
How do these people always know I'm a trainer and not some sort of weird backpacker kid?
Uh, no, I didn't-
Uh what?
WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME? I'll use my demon powers on you!
...Yeah I don't know how.
I don't know what you're saying D:
Some unseen force told me to go inside.
Where's the baron?
Mmyes! Especially with steak sauce!
...See Flore, Mr. Crowley agrees with me. :>
As if you can teach me anything, fatso. The blood of the demon runs through my veins. It is part of my very essence.
If I say no, I come across as a loser. If I say yes, I agree to his insane demands...
This better be worth it, daisies you!
I've heard all of this before The demon from my dreams often talked to me about battling. Oh God, he was preparing me D: He planned for this day since I was five
That's what he meant by joining him on the dark side some day...
I WILL NEVER JOIN YOU! NEVER!
After that, I went to the Pokemon Center.
Yeah, I heard about it. At the tender age of ten. :V God, I was so cute back then.
I heard about that, too. Wasn't his name Red or something?
After healing up, we set off for a new destination:
This kid's house.
...
: D
Godspeed, brave soldier. *salute*
Balboa?
Okay so here's the lowdown on the down low: If you guys want me to use a bellsprout, I'll catch another one. It's not like they're hard to find.
No problem.
...CURSE YOU KYYYYYLEEEEEE!
Other than the daisies pussy nature, not a bad haul.
What do onix eat? o.o
Flying pokemon, eh?
IT'S YOU!
I think I might hate you, too.
Me again.
LET'S BA- wait, what?
Your name is the least intimidating name ever.
I mean seriously, you'd expect a bug catcher to have the name Carlos. Not... you. Who are you, anyway?
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU SURVIVE THAT?
haaaaaaaaax!
RAAAAAAAAAGEEEEE!
And now to take advantage of this situation.
Holy testicular cancer, Batman!
I think we know whose turn it is now.
AVENGE YOUR FALLEN COMRADE!
IT'S booty KICKIN' TIME.
See that? It took two Razor Leafs. Fuck you Carlos.... fuck you.
My bullshitometer is going off the charts! Your pokemon were at full health
And each and every time, I will kick your booty.
IN THIS UPDATE: ....Shenanigans. We run around Violet City.
Well, now what do we do?
How do these people always know I'm a trainer and not some sort of weird backpacker kid?
Uh, no, I didn't-
Uh what?
WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME? I'll use my demon powers on you!
...Yeah I don't know how.
I don't know what you're saying D:
Some unseen force told me to go inside.
Where's the baron?
Mmyes! Especially with steak sauce!
...See Flore, Mr. Crowley agrees with me. :>
As if you can teach me anything, fatso. The blood of the demon runs through my veins. It is part of my very essence.
If I say no, I come across as a loser. If I say yes, I agree to his insane demands...
This better be worth it, daisies you!
I've heard all of this before
The demon from my dreams often talked to me about battling. Oh God, he was preparing me D: He planned for this day since I was fiveThat's what he meant by joining him on the dark side some day...
I WILL NEVER JOIN YOU! NEVER!
After that, I went to the Pokemon Center.
Yeah, I heard about it. At the tender age of ten. :V God, I was so cute back then.
I heard about that, too. Wasn't his name Red or something?
After healing up, we set off for a new destination:
This kid's house.
...
: D
Godspeed, brave soldier. *salute*
Balboa?
Okay so here's the lowdown on the down low: If you guys want me to use a bellsprout, I'll catch another one. It's not like they're hard to find.
No problem.
...CURSE YOU KYYYYYLEEEEEE!
Other than the daisies pussy nature, not a bad haul.
What do onix eat? o.o
Flying pokemon, eh?
IT'S YOU!
I think I might hate you, too.
Me again.
LET'S BA- wait, what?
Your name is the least intimidating name ever.
I mean seriously, you'd expect a bug catcher to have the name Carlos. Not... you. Who are you, anyway?
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU SURVIVE THAT?
haaaaaaaaax!
RAAAAAAAAAGEEEEE!
And now to take advantage of this situation.
Holy testicular cancer, Batman!
I think we know whose turn it is now.
AVENGE YOUR FALLEN COMRADE!
IT'S booty KICKIN' TIME.
See that? It took two Razor Leafs. Fuck you Carlos.... fuck you.
My bullshitometer is going off the charts! Your pokemon were at full health
And each and every time, I will kick your booty.
