You're Terrible, Muriel.

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 5:15 am

Title reference is an Australian thing that you crazy foreigners won't get.
Games that are downright terrible, or at least the worst you've ever played. Think of a game, post it here, open for discussion you should acknowledge the drill. This thread is open to opinions most definitely.

Alpha Prime.
Do be honest, I thought this game was going to be about silver back gorillas or something, in hindsight the game would've been called Alpha Primate if that were the case.
This game is so horrible, I wasn't even able to play past 10 minutes of it. The opening cutscene was like torture, no lip syncing, characters looked like they had been pulled out of a meat grinder and the voice acting was down right terrible. I played the demo once, my only chance of any actual combat, since in the game, as soon as I skipped that god awful cutscene, the game put me in a small sealed room and just told me how to move. After 7 or so minutes of moving around, I found there was no way to open any of the door or really do anything save for tilting my head left or right.

From what I can vaguely remember, the combat system was equally awful, but I can't really go into that, since I have such a terrible memory.

WhiteCrestAngel · Post by **WhiteCrestAngel** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 5:16 am

Basically anything based on a Disney television show...

BANANA · Post by **BANANA** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 5:35 am

You'll find that most video games are pretty bad. Take your mind off of it and play something you know is good, and move on.

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 5:38 am

Alpha Prime into

Decker · Post by **Decker** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:13 am

AT LEAST I'M BETTER THAN YOU ROTTEN KIDS

gigoergong · Post by **gigoergong** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:18 am

Huh. Couldn't they have better positioned those PANK diamonds?

Squigzog · Post by **Squigzog** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:22 am

Fooflyer wrote:Alpha Prime into

What the hell was that?

Decker · Post by **Decker** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:23 am

Fooflyer wrote:Alpha Prime into

Into what..?

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:23 am

Squigzog wrote:
Fooflyer wrote:Alpha Prime into
What the hell was that?

Squigzog · Post by **Squigzog** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:24 am

Into crap is what.

Echo MasterMind · Post by **Echo MasterMind** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:14 am

Bacon wrote:What the hell was that?

Bill Nye the Science Guy · Mon Jan 11, 2010 5:50 pm

oh my dont be so hard on those games, boys

Squigzog · Post by **Squigzog** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:00 pm

BLAH BLAH BLAH

Where's my dinner?

Bill Nye the Science Guy · Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:02 pm

o hush Eustace

Squigzog · Post by **Squigzog** » Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:03 pm

Omumblemublemydinnergrumblemumblestarvinggrumble