Let's play Left 4 Dead 2!
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Topazshot88
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I don't knowDecker wrote:This conversation is quite bodaciously me re-quoting myself out of the Left 4 Dead thread.Squigzog wrote:Honestly I think this conversation needs to move to the Left 4 Dead thread.
Fooflyer wrote:Okay alright I admit it. You're just going to drag on and on until I end this, aren't you
Oh and quit saying you "know and understand" Rochelle, you sound like one of those whiney teena- oh wait.
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Superior Bacon
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Nobody here is comparing her to Zoey, damnit! We don't like her personality because she hardly shows it! And what little she does, is FLIPPING ANNOYING!Decker wrote:Honestly it wouldn't keep happening if people wouldn't keep comparing Rochelle to "A less hot, blank Zoey with stupid quotes".
It's annoying, especially when you know her better than that
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Game Angel
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I've never really minded Rochelle. What she makes up for being minorly annoying she does by saving my booty most of the time, probably just as much as Ellis. Now I know it's just an AI thing, and there's probably just as much chance as anyone could help me, but I don't think that there's much to hate about her
other than the death scream.
I'm going to update today.
other than the death scream.
I'm going to update today.
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Game Angel
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Chapter 2: Streets (and a gun store)
I start where I left off, right at the exit to the hotel. The beginning of each level is an excellent time to switch weapons and re-equip different items.
Outside, there’s a sizable crowd of infected, but nothing much to worry about.
I have to be careful around here though, as there is often a Witch residing around the area before you can pass through the building to the other side of the street. Hopefully, you will hear a Witch crying before you see her, or worse, alert her. As long as they’re not right next to a doorway or the bots don’t get too close to her, you can leave them alone for the most part. If you do alert them, get ready to be raped.
You probably can’t see her in front of the police car, but my cursor is on her. I don’t want to avoid getting beaten up too early, so I’ll let her be. Besides, it is nigh-impossible to take down a Witch with a silenced sub-machine gun.
I find some items and stray infected, but not much else in this room—
OH GOD BILE AND ACID WHERE DID THEY COME FROM
EWW GROSS IT’S ALL OVER ME WHAT JUST HAPPENED
Now that that disgusting experience is over, I get patched up by Rochelle. I really need to stop being so reckless.
I get a bit more careful this part, as there are often a lot of special Infected around here.
However, it seems that being careful isn’t enough, because the second I jump down that dumpster, a Jockey grabs onto my head and rides me around.
Other than that mishap, there’s not much as we leave the small bridge.
Oh, and I forgot to mention I got Incendiary Ammo and an M-16.
I find my way to a Spitter. True to their name, Spitters are Special Infected that spit acid. The acid stays for a small amount of time, and it damages any survivor who steps in it. Most of the time, it’s a minor annoyance, but I’ve seen it take down incapacitated players, and when you’re low on health, it’s worth it to just wait until the acid disappears. Also, when you kill a Spitter, a small amount of acid comes out of its dead body.
The katana is my favorite melee weapon in the game, and I’m glad I picked this one up. Now it’s time to slice off some heads!
Right when we exit the stairs, a Charger is waiting for us. Guess who got hit by him.
Luckily, Ellis kills it before it can do much damage.
Right around the corner, we get to the gun store. I trade my M-16 for a tactical shotgun, my favorite shotgun.
We also pick up some laser sights, and although you can’t see them because I’m playing this in third-person, they’re really helpful nonetheless.
At the back of the store, a man talks to us through the intercom.
…What kind of moron locks themselves in a room and forgets something to drink? It’s a wonder you survived this long.
He then opens the door for us. How he does this, I really have no clue, nor do I really have the desire to find out.
So, let’s go get this Whitaker guy some soda, even if for no reason other than to watch something blow up! It’s like another Squigzog, but with trucks!
Oh, quit your bitching, you shut-in.
Without thinking and taking a screencap (sorreh) I bust open the door and set off the alarm. The cola is in the back of the room, and since there’s only one human player, I have to carry the soda carton myself.
I pick up the cola AND RUN LIKE HELL. Or maybe I jog briskly.
Instead of dropping the carton every time I run into an infected, I just club them in the face with the drinks.
I run past my computer-controlled teammates who are still fighting the horde back there. Trust me, they’ll be okay. If anything, I have to worry about myself…
Or perhaps I do have to worry about the bots.
In no time flat, I take down the charger. However, I don’t have any time to capture my glorious kill on screen because my pills are losing their effect and I’m very close to where I have to deliver the carton.
I continue to hurry up to the door where Whitaker barricaded himself. And by hurry, I mean limp because I am very low on health.
I put the cola in the drop-box and heal myself.
About this time, I swear I can hear a whole ton of infected through the intercom. Hopefully that guy could enjoy some cola before he was mercilessly strangled/pounded/ripped/burned/mauled to death.
We walk through the rubble of the newly cleared path. A safe room is just up ahead.
I check inside all the tents and replace my low-ammo shotgun. There’s normally a few good things here. I also pick up an adrenaline shot, which increases your speed significantly. I suggest using these when you are trying to work your way through a horde or you have to shut off an alarm, which happens quite often in this game.
We are attacked by a crowd of zombies before we enter the safe room, but I lob a whole bunch of their appendages off with my trusty ninja sword.
Once we’re all in the safe room, I close the door.
My score this time was a little lower, but that was mostly because I had to bypass a lot of the zombies to deliver the cola. I think I got a few points in coolness by smacking them around with my carton of cola bottles though.
I start where I left off, right at the exit to the hotel. The beginning of each level is an excellent time to switch weapons and re-equip different items.
Outside, there’s a sizable crowd of infected, but nothing much to worry about.
I have to be careful around here though, as there is often a Witch residing around the area before you can pass through the building to the other side of the street. Hopefully, you will hear a Witch crying before you see her, or worse, alert her. As long as they’re not right next to a doorway or the bots don’t get too close to her, you can leave them alone for the most part. If you do alert them, get ready to be raped.
You probably can’t see her in front of the police car, but my cursor is on her. I don’t want to avoid getting beaten up too early, so I’ll let her be. Besides, it is nigh-impossible to take down a Witch with a silenced sub-machine gun.
I find some items and stray infected, but not much else in this room—
OH GOD BILE AND ACID WHERE DID THEY COME FROM
EWW GROSS IT’S ALL OVER ME WHAT JUST HAPPENED
Now that that disgusting experience is over, I get patched up by Rochelle. I really need to stop being so reckless.
I get a bit more careful this part, as there are often a lot of special Infected around here.
However, it seems that being careful isn’t enough, because the second I jump down that dumpster, a Jockey grabs onto my head and rides me around.
Other than that mishap, there’s not much as we leave the small bridge.
Oh, and I forgot to mention I got Incendiary Ammo and an M-16.
I find my way to a Spitter. True to their name, Spitters are Special Infected that spit acid. The acid stays for a small amount of time, and it damages any survivor who steps in it. Most of the time, it’s a minor annoyance, but I’ve seen it take down incapacitated players, and when you’re low on health, it’s worth it to just wait until the acid disappears. Also, when you kill a Spitter, a small amount of acid comes out of its dead body.
The katana is my favorite melee weapon in the game, and I’m glad I picked this one up. Now it’s time to slice off some heads!
Right when we exit the stairs, a Charger is waiting for us. Guess who got hit by him.
Luckily, Ellis kills it before it can do much damage.
Right around the corner, we get to the gun store. I trade my M-16 for a tactical shotgun, my favorite shotgun.
We also pick up some laser sights, and although you can’t see them because I’m playing this in third-person, they’re really helpful nonetheless.
At the back of the store, a man talks to us through the intercom.
…What kind of moron locks themselves in a room and forgets something to drink? It’s a wonder you survived this long.
He then opens the door for us. How he does this, I really have no clue, nor do I really have the desire to find out.
So, let’s go get this Whitaker guy some soda, even if for no reason other than to watch something blow up! It’s like another Squigzog, but with trucks!
Oh, quit your bitching, you shut-in.
Without thinking and taking a screencap (sorreh) I bust open the door and set off the alarm. The cola is in the back of the room, and since there’s only one human player, I have to carry the soda carton myself.
I pick up the cola AND RUN LIKE HELL. Or maybe I jog briskly.
Instead of dropping the carton every time I run into an infected, I just club them in the face with the drinks.
I run past my computer-controlled teammates who are still fighting the horde back there. Trust me, they’ll be okay. If anything, I have to worry about myself…
Or perhaps I do have to worry about the bots.
In no time flat, I take down the charger. However, I don’t have any time to capture my glorious kill on screen because my pills are losing their effect and I’m very close to where I have to deliver the carton.
I continue to hurry up to the door where Whitaker barricaded himself. And by hurry, I mean limp because I am very low on health.
I put the cola in the drop-box and heal myself.
About this time, I swear I can hear a whole ton of infected through the intercom. Hopefully that guy could enjoy some cola before he was mercilessly strangled/pounded/ripped/burned/mauled to death.
We walk through the rubble of the newly cleared path. A safe room is just up ahead.
I check inside all the tents and replace my low-ammo shotgun. There’s normally a few good things here. I also pick up an adrenaline shot, which increases your speed significantly. I suggest using these when you are trying to work your way through a horde or you have to shut off an alarm, which happens quite often in this game.
We are attacked by a crowd of zombies before we enter the safe room, but I lob a whole bunch of their appendages off with my trusty ninja sword.
Once we’re all in the safe room, I close the door.
My score this time was a little lower, but that was mostly because I had to bypass a lot of the zombies to deliver the cola. I think I got a few points in coolness by smacking them around with my carton of cola bottles though.
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