1001 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart

Squigzog · Post by **Squigzog** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:16 am

Alexandy13 wrote:
Squigzog wrote:
Alexandy13 wrote: Fix'd
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This is getting old'd

Second'd

Snarf · Post by **Snarf** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:19 am

127. Eat lots of gas producing foods and just stand in aisles that normally smell good and keep farting.

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:19 am

Goat cheese.

Hey what happened to your combo? Oh yea I broke it! Pwned!

128. Get in a freezer, and when someone walks past, fall out and ask them what year it is.

I almost did that once.

daisies you new guy.

Deiphobus · Post by **Deiphobus** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:20 am

make a quote pyramid and go wildly off topic

Snarf · Post by **Snarf** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:22 am

Deiphobus wrote:make a quote pyramid and go wildly off

Fix'd

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:24 am

Snarf · Post by **Snarf** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:26 am

Alexandy13 wrote:

I can't stop laughing!

Deiphobus · Post by **Deiphobus** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:27 am

Alexandy13 wrote:

^epic

Squigzog · Post by **Squigzog** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:27 am

Picard doesn't have a facepalm to describe what you just did.

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:27 am

Snarf wrote: I can't stop laughing!

Yea, he's the new guy.

129. Challange a random employee to a Yo Momma fight.

Squigzog · Post by **Squigzog** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:29 am

Challenge an employee's momma to a yo child fight.

Xeraphem · Post by **Xeraphem** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:29 am

Deiphobus wrote:make a quote pyramid and go wildly off topic

Expanding on this, create a human pyramid in Walmart, when a person comes up to ask what's going on, have the bottom people on the pyramid ask riddles to answer in order to talk with the people above them, who will quote someone famous and have the person guess who the celebrities are. The second to the top people, (there should be two of them,) can be asked questions with one only telling the truth and the other telling only lies. After the person has solved the pyramid and get to you at the top, ask him what his original question was. Most likely they have forgotten it by now.

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:29 am

131. Go against a friend in the store, Spy vs. Spy style.

Snarf · Post by **Snarf** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:30 am

Squigzog wrote:Picard doesn't have a facepalm to describe what you just did.

I did it on purpose, but yes the best Star Trek captain can't describe what I just did.

Squigzog · Post by **Squigzog** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:31 am

Snarf wrote:Semi snappy comeback

Can we keep him?