1001 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart

[Squigzog]

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[Snarf]

run around the store with a broomstick between your legs while pretending it's something else

Hey Ron would you polish my Firebolt broomstick for me?
When did you nickname your penis, Harry?

[Deiphobus]

nicknaming your penis


why didn't i think of that

firebolt, lol

[Squigzog]

funny

Oh I like this one.

[Alexandy13]

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If duct tape can fix anything, it's this.

124. Duct tape yourself to something in the store i.e. A shelf, the deli display, the manager.

[Squigzog]

Attempt a hostile take over with only your right shoe, a banana and a piece of gum.

[Alexandy13]

126. To everyone leaving the store say "You are the weakest link, goodbye,"

[Snarf]

Attempt a hostile take over with only your right shoe, a banana and a piece of gum.

Here is a pen, a paperclip, and a rubber band. Please save my dog.

[Squigzog]

Here is a pen, a paperclip, and a rubber band. Please shave my dog.

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[Snarf]

Here is a pen, a paperclip, and a rubber band. Please shave my dog.

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Suggestive? In your nintendo?

[Squigzog]

Here is a pen, a paperclip, and a rubber band. Please shave my dog.

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Suggestive? In your nintendo?

It's more likely then you think...

[Alexandy13]

Here is a rubber band. Please save my dog.

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[Squigzog]

Here is a rubber band. Please dog.

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[Alexandy13]

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This is getting old'd

[Snarf]

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