1001 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart

Squigzog · Post by **Squigzog** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:20 am

Wait in an aisle looking at something till an employee walks up and asks if they can help you. turn to them and say something along the lines of "Yes i am interested in Xproduct but Yproduct seems to be the better buy. Whe they give advice, move lips like you are talking but say nothing. when they ask you what or somethin along those lines say "I said" then continue only moving lips. When they get agitated ask to see the manager and be disatisfied because of blah reason. Repeat.

Deiphobus · Post by **Deiphobus** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:22 am

keep asking the more important looking employees/manager where to find their mind control device

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:23 am

111. Poke everyone in sight with a foam finger.

Squigzog · Post by **Squigzog** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:24 am

Walk around with hand in pants.

Xeraphem · Post by **Xeraphem** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:25 am

Walk around with pants in hand.

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:25 am

Squigzog wrote:Walk around with both hands in pants.

fix'd, but not really better.

113. Grab everybody by their shirt and tell them you want your family back.

Squigzog · Post by **Squigzog** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:26 am

Find a random female and tell her to pull the fruit she is stealing out of her shirt.

Deiphobus · Post by **Deiphobus** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:27 am

walk around with no pants

hey, no shirt no shoes, no service

Squigzog · Post by **Squigzog** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:29 am

Deiphobus wrote:walk around with no pants

hey, no shirt no shoes, no service

You beat me to it

Snarf · Post by **Snarf** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:29 am

Squigzog wrote:Find a random female and tell her to pull the fruit she is stealing out of her shirt.

Find a random male and tell him to pull the fruit he is stealing out of his pants.

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:31 am

117. Scream at any mice in the store.

Back up 117. Scream at the lobsters.

Squigzog · Post by **Squigzog** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:34 am

This will require a friend. Walk into the place and start a fight. but "accidently" miss your target for every punch and "accidently" knock stuff over.

Wait are we allowed to destroy stuff?

If not this will require one more friend.
While you and friend one get into an "Argument' about something retarded(i.e. who's better batman or darth vader) friend the other one sneaks into the manager's office and puts Goatse as the background for the computer.

Deiphobus · Post by **Deiphobus** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:36 am

hell, you might as well just break in at night and hang posters of it everywhere

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:38 am

Squigzog wrote:This will require a friend. Walk into the place and start a fight. but "accidently" miss your target for every punch and "accidently" knock stuff over.

Wait are we allowed to destroy stuff?

If not this will require one more friend.
While you and friend one get into an "Argument' about something retarded(i.e. who's better batman or darth vader) friend the other one sneaks into the manager's office and puts Goatse as the background for the computer.

You can do whatever the heck you feel like, just as long as it will eventually get you kicked out.

120. Run around the store with a broomstick between your legs and making clip-clop noises.

Deiphobus · Post by **Deiphobus** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:40 am

run around the store with a broomstick between your legs while pretending it's something else