1001 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart

Snarf · Post by **Snarf** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:02 am

Alexandy13 wrote:
Snarf wrote:
Squigzog wrote:Take a picture of one of the employees at a local wal-mart. Make it into a TF2 Style spymask. Dress as spy and put on mask. Walk into Wal-mart and Act like the employee and have fun with it. Also sap the registers.
Or mimic a cashier and stand behind an empty register.
99. Run around with a bat hitting people and yelling "BOINK!"
Fix'd

100. Everytime someone walks in the store alone, shower them with confetii and tell them that they are the 100,000,000th person to enter the store.

AHH! How did I miss such a thing. I am disapoint.

Squigzog · Post by **Squigzog** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:03 am

Talk the walter aproach

WELCOME TO WALMART GIT YER SHIT AND GET OUT!

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:05 am

Take the hillbilly approch.

Knock knock

...

Shopping bag

...

I'm gonna hit you in the head with a shopping bag!

Post by **Riku** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:07 am

someone used to watch the Amanda Show

Snarf · Post by **Snarf** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:08 am

Squigzog wrote:Talk the walter aproach

WELCOME TO WALMART GIT YER SHIT AND GET OUT!

Not sure if someone brought it up already.

103. Take the Dick Cheney approach and be a greeter and say "Go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself."

impmon08 · Post by **impmon08** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:10 am

Snarf wrote:103. Take the Dick Cheney approach and be a greeter and shoot everyone that walks in while pretending they are birds.

fix'd

Snarf · Post by **Snarf** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:12 am

104. Get on the store page and say "Good afternoon Walmart shoppers were having a surprise sale on THE GAME!"

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:12 am

105. Paint your self Cyan and your feet white and get a white santa hat or something, then wander around the store, claiming you are indeed, a smurf.

Dang you new guy.

Post by **The Bouncer** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:13 am

Snarf wrote:99. Run around with a bat hitting people and yelling "BONK!"

Not a good idea. Somebody could get seriously hurt. Yeah, it's a way to get kicked out of WalMart, but it's also a way to get arrested...

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:15 am

Creeper wrote:
Snarf wrote:99. Run around with a bat hitting people and yelling "BONK!"
Not a good idea. Somebody could get seriously hurt. Yeah, it's a way to get kicked out of WalMart, but it's also a way to get arrested...

How about with a foam bat?

106. Use italics very randomly.

107. Enter stealth mode

Snarf · Post by **Snarf** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:15 am

Creeper wrote:
Snarf wrote:99. Run around with a bat hitting people and yelling "BONK!"
Not a good idea. Somebody could get seriously hurt. Yeah, it's a way to get kicked out of WalMart, but it's also a way to get arrested...

I didn't mean a real bat I meant like a styrophone bat or something.

Post by **The Bouncer** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:16 am

Snarf wrote:
Creeper wrote:
Snarf wrote:99. Run around with a bat hitting people and yelling "BONK!"
Not a good idea. Somebody could get seriously hurt. Yeah, it's a way to get kicked out of WalMart, but it's also a way to get arrested...
I didn't mean a real bat I meant like a styrophone bat or something.

Then say so.

Post by **Riku** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:18 am

108) You're technically already out of walmart for this one, but oh well.

Find a way up to the roof, bringing a stroller and a watermelon dressed in baby clothes. Just hang out until you find a nice big crowd of people nearby. Then lean over the edge with the stroller right next to you and drop the watermelon, screaming "MY BABY!!!" in the highest-pitch you can manage. Enjoy the splatted "baby".

Snarf · Post by **Snarf** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:18 am

My apologies.

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:19 am

109. Shelf dominos.

Nuff said.